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- Sinister - 12-11-2008

I woke up at 0630, cleaned my house, cleaned out my fridge, stripped the bed, cleaned out my snake's tank and fucking dusted the whole house. Now I've had a cup of coffee and there's no one here to fuck with!! I could be an easy target since I haven't had my RDA of java yet, so where the fuck is everyone?!?!!?! ::wait::

- Middle Finger - 12-11-2008

I'm too stupid, unfunny, and non-elite to even attempt it.

- Sinister - 12-11-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:I'm too stupid, unfunny, and non-elite to even attempt it.
All that, and.....you're easy!!! I can't believe you gave up so quickly. Is it the Italian in you that makes you puss out like this?

- Middle Finger - 12-11-2008

Sinister Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I'm too stupid, unfunny, and non-elite to even attempt it.
All that, and.....you're easy!!! I can't believe you gave up so quickly. Is it the Italian in you that makes you puss out like this?

Nope, just the raw stupidity, lack of humor, and anti-elite qualities working for me! ::bravo::


- Middle Finger - 12-11-2008

Oh OK :? I'll try. ::worried::


Erm ...



I guess what I wanted to say was ... with you being in the seedy and skanky Biker Life and all ... smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee, wanting to physically assault shoppers, owning snakes ...

You know ...

That I don't think, technically, you're a female anymore. DON'T GET MAD, I'm just sayin ...



- Sinister - 12-11-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:That I don't think, technically, you're a female anymore. DON'T GET MAD, I'm just sayin ...
I wish you could have heard the belly-laugh you got for that one. My eyes are still tearing up. ::lmao::::LOL::::thumbs::::rotfl::

- ramseycat - 12-11-2008

What the hell is wrong with you doing all the cleaning???????? Are you trying to make the rest of us look bad? Are you? Don't make me come there and kick your skanky cigg smoking biker ass. Fucking cleaning. Fucking people.

- Sinister - 12-11-2008

ramseycat Wrote:What the hell is wrong with you doing all the cleaning???????? Are you trying to make the rest of us look bad? Are you? Don't make me come there and kick your skanky cigg smoking biker ass. Fucking cleaning. Fucking people.

I think someone spiked my coffee with speed. ::scared::

You're welcome to come try to kick my ass, puss, but it would be the last mistake you ever made. ::bigg::


- ramseycat - 12-11-2008

If you don't stop that cleaning bullshit I will. And if you kick my ass so be it. Then I will have the perfect excuse to NOT clean.
Win-Win.

- F.U. - 12-11-2008

Well Hellooooo there bitches.














- F.U. - 12-11-2008

And before MF bitches...

- sally - 12-11-2008

Your taste in men is horrible F.U. that looks like Justin Timberlake.

- F.U. - 12-11-2008

That's a good thing I guess sally . I'll just delete it then.

- ihatefucktards - 12-11-2008

Some people have to work to put food on the table.

- sally - 12-11-2008

F.U. Dont ask again Wrote:That's a good thing I guess sally . I'll just delete it then.

I found a better one

[Image: phil.jpg]


- Cynical Ninja - 12-11-2008

Sinister Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I'm too stupid, unfunny, and non-elite to even attempt it.
All that, and.....you're easy!!! I can't believe you gave up so quickly. Is it the Italian in you that makes you puss out like this?
Thats the Italian "coward gene" kicking in methinks.


- Duchess - 12-11-2008

Sally, your taste in men is atrocious.

- Middle Finger - 12-11-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I'm too stupid, unfunny, and non-elite to even attempt it.
All that, and.....you're easy!!! I can't believe you gave up so quickly. Is it the Italian in you that makes you puss out like this?
Thats the Italian "coward gene" kicking in methinks.
::nuts:: Right. :Yawn:



- sally - 12-11-2008

Duchess Wrote:Sally, your taste in men is atrocious.
What, you are insane! How could anyone not like Phil Anselmo?

- Duchess - 12-11-2008

Yes, I am insane.