the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[Jimbone]

Hope it got better?

It's nearer to being over... so I guess that counts as better, right?

[HairOfTheDog]

Hope it got better?

It's nearer to being over... so I guess that counts as better, right?

Tomorrow can only be better, right?

Chocolate chip cookies AND a card to cheer you up.



I have 2 Sapporos in the fridge; I'd give you one if I could.

[crash]

It's lunchtime. Don't feel like a sammich. No leftovers. Really feel like a bowl of Ice cream and a shit ton of ice magic, but my kids left an empty container in the freezer. Genuine first world problem right there, but I couldn't be assed finding that thread. Almost put it in the butt hurt thread, but ice cream and butt hurt is just sacrilege.

[Eat Shit And Die]

How ya been Crash?

[crash]

Not so bad,'sad, you?

Is there an Ehappy? you guys alter-egos?

[aussiefriend]

Crash do you know that LC has passed?

[crash]

Yes, stupid, long before you...

[aussiefriend]

Yes, stupid, long before you...

Well, because you are a part-timer I thought you would be out of the loop. Wouldn't be the first time PhonyTony.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Not so bad,'sad, you?

Is there an Ehappy? you guys alter-egos?

Yeah but hes been on 'Leave' for 15 years.

[crash]

Well, because you are a part-timer I thought you would be out of the loop. Wouldn't be the first time PhonyTony.

Huh?

[krystalshores]

Awesome! Ghosts can be fun!

Funny story. I keep my dog in my bathroom while at work. If I don't, she will roam the house and poop downstairs. It's a very large bathroom and she is ok with it it. She won't poop in there.
Well, for the last 3 days, when I get home, she is out of the bathroom and running around. The first day, I thought maybe I had mistakenly forgot to shut the door to my bathroom. So The next morning i made sure to put her in the bathroom and shut the door.
Sure as shit, when I got home she is running around the house and she took a dump downstairs. I asked my husband if we still had an extra key hidden outside because I am afraid someone is coming in to let my dog out. He thinks I'm nuts. So this morning, same routine, I feed the dog, let her out to do her business and put her water bowl in the bathroom and shut the door.....tight.
She was out again when I got home
My husband installed a camera on the door hoping to catch some paranormal activity. I don't get it. It's kind of creeping me out now.

[Jimbone]

Awesome! Ghosts can be fun!

Funny story. I keep my dog in my bathroom while at work. If I don't, she will roam the house and poop downstairs. It's a very large bathroom and she is ok with it it. She won't poop in there.
Well, for the last 3 days, when I get home, she is out of the bathroom and running around. The first day, I thought maybe I had mistakenly forgot to shut the door to my bathroom. So The next morning i made sure to put her in the bathroom and shut the door.
Sure as shit, when I got home she is running around the house and she took a dump downstairs. I asked my husband if we still had an extra key hidden outside because I am afraid someone is coming in to let my dog out. He thinks I'm nuts. So this morning, same routine, I feed the dog, let her out to do her business and put her water bowl in the bathroom and shut the door.....tight.
She was out again when I got home
My husband installed a camera on the door hoping to catch some paranormal activity. I don't get it. It's kind of creeping me out now.

That's pretty funny!

Any chance you have the lever type door handles, and the dog is jumping up and "pawing down" the lever handle and opening the door?

[krystalshores]

No, it is a door knob. I'm blonde, but not a fucking ignoramus. And she would have to turn the knob with her paws and pull the door open to get out. It's impossible.

[Jimbone]

No, it is a door knob. I'm blonde, but not a fucking ignoramus. And she would have to turn the knob with her paws and pull the door open to get out. It's impossible.

Wasn't trying to insinuate that.

Hope you catch your ghost.

[crash]

Is the door open or closed when you get home?

It's summer there right? If your door latch isn't locking a long way into the striker plate, the roof of your house gets warm, expands, makes the frames move a bit and the latch pops out of the striker and the door opens...

Ghosts shmosts

[krystalshores]

No, it is a door knob. I'm blonde, but not a fucking ignoramus. And she would have to turn the knob with her paws and pull the door open to get out. It's impossible.

Wasn't trying to insinuate that.

Hope you catch your ghost.

Sorry, that was snotty of me. I should have mentioned I have tried to figure it out all night. I tried experiments with the door. I swear I don't know how she is getting out. My initial thought is my creepy neighbors are coming in while I'm not At home to sniff my panties or do something with my shampoo. But you would think the would put the dog back up to cover their tracks. Im setting the alarm tomorrow.

[krystalshores]

Is the door open or closed when you get home?

It's summer there right? If your door latch isn't locking a long way into the striker plate, the roof of your house gets warm, expands, makes the frames move a bit and the latch pops out of the striker and the door opens...

Ghosts shmosts

No it is cold here. 30s at night and 60s in the day.
That might be an option crash. It's never happened before and 3 days in row just seems odd. Oh well. I will let you know tomorrow night.

[crash]

Put a piece of tape across the door/jamb at the top. Enough to hold it and see what happens..

[username]

I can't find it again HotD, but I read somewhere this morning a post where you were expressing some envy about my Cabo trip. Considering it's supposed to rain most of next week, I'm DELIGHTED to be going!!

[Jimbone]

So was the dog sprung from the bathroom by a ghost again today? What did the camera catch?