02-14-2015, 11:01 PM
OK I will start:
Maggot: Every time I do laundry I hang my shirts up, but then I run out of the plastic hangers. All I'm left with is metal hangers and I resist using them and end up folding the damn things. Why?
The Doctor: Let me begin by saying that I'm quite insane. Now that that's said I will dissect your troubles.
At some point in your life you were almost aborted. Your fear of wire hangers could be gone if you thought of them as muffler hangers. They are great! if you ever run over a paperboy or Chinese lady walking 3 miles to the bus on the coldest day of the god damn year and their skull tore off your muffler you could quickly repair the damage and not even spill your Dunkin Doughnuts coffee that you put that Kahlua in. In other words...........Get a life.
Maggot: Every time I do laundry I hang my shirts up, but then I run out of the plastic hangers. All I'm left with is metal hangers and I resist using them and end up folding the damn things. Why?
The Doctor: Let me begin by saying that I'm quite insane. Now that that's said I will dissect your troubles.
At some point in your life you were almost aborted. Your fear of wire hangers could be gone if you thought of them as muffler hangers. They are great! if you ever run over a paperboy or Chinese lady walking 3 miles to the bus on the coldest day of the god damn year and their skull tore off your muffler you could quickly repair the damage and not even spill your Dunkin Doughnuts coffee that you put that Kahlua in. In other words...........Get a life.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.