Questions?

[Maggot]

Does that make me old and crotchety and, if so, is there any remedy?

Thank you.

How can I say this.........you are experiencing the experience of a dead battery in your timepiece. Had you stopped for 5 min as you were rushing to your DMV hearing at the local pharmacy you could have gotten your prescription for Adderall and a new battery. Your parole officer was probably fairly pissed off by the time you got to lunch but as long as you offered to pay for the meal with tip you were probably fine.
My advice? Write it off as another psychotic episode and go sharpen a few knives.