04-21-2018, 06:49 PM
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Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
A: Give her a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
Q: How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?
A: There is white out on the screen.
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
A: Give her a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
Q: How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?
A: There is white out on the screen.
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
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Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!