the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

Reading the word sex makes me think about sex. SexSexSexSex

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm probably the only member here with a more boring sex life than Ramsey. Your words 'sexed-up' were wasted, I think..

Ah, I thought the "if you only knew" was an implication in the opposite direction.

So, no walks/trots of shame/fame these days, happens. It's a dog's life, but eventually every dog has his day -- something like that.

[Duchess]

Sex

[Maggot]

YES YES YES For the love of God yes!!!! Take the dog for a walk!!!

[HairOfTheDog]

YES YES YES For the love of God yes!!!! Take the dog for a walk!!!

I just had to wonder if there was more to your enthusiastic suggestion than taking the four legged pet for a walk.

So........................what exactly is it that you want from us?
-To take the dogs outside for a walk?
-To smoke a joint?
-For the women here to have sex with their men when the men are being humpers, even if the women don't wanna?
-For the men here to masturbate (which could apparently involve a string and some tugging)?
-For the men here to have secret sex with a co-worker's woman while the co-worker does their work for them.
-Other? -All of the above? -None of the above? -Some of the above?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...ng+the+dog

Can you please be more specific or provide some context next time?!

[aussiefriend]

For someone so fucking Intelligent, Aussie has no common sense at all.

My dream is that maybe one day you will be able to quote properly. Don't question my intelligence when you can't even work that out! Haven't you got any of your barfriends that can help you figure it out?

[aussiefriend]

Reading the word sex makes me think about sex. SexSexSexSex

Reading the word sex makes me think about an activity that other people do.

[Maggot]

YES YES YES For the love of God yes!!!! Take the dog for a walk!!!

I just had to wonder if there was more to your enthusiastic suggestion than taking the four legged pet for a walk.

So........................what exactly is it that you want from us?
-To take the dogs outside for a walk?
-To smoke a joint?
-For the women here to have sex with their men when the men are being humpers, even if the women don't wanna?
-For the men here to masturbate (which could apparently involve a string and some tugging)?
-For the men here to have secret sex with a co-worker's woman while the co-worker does their work for them.
-Other? -All of the above? -None of the above? -Some of the above?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...ng+the+dog

Can you please be more specific or provide some context next time?!

I like this one ..........To smoke a joint, but looking at the urban dictionary on the island even that could be something new and perverted maybe even painful.

[Duchess]

Now I'm thinking about sex again. *sigh*

[FAHQTOO]

For someone so fucking Intelligent, Aussie has no common sense at all.

My dream is that maybe one day you will be able to quote properly. Don't question my
intelligence when you can't even work that out!
Haven't you got any of your barfriends that
can help you figure it out?

My quotes are fine, crazy lady.

I don't have "bar friends". Everyone knows you're the forum lush, there's plenty of evidence on here...or did you think that shit magically disappears also, crazy lady?

[Duchess]

I smell the strangest phantom smells, today it's boardwalk fries again.

[HairOfTheDog]

I like this one ..........To smoke a joint, but looking at the urban dictionary on the island even that could be something new and perverted maybe even painful.

Saturday's a work day this week, but I'm hoping that I can obey your command on Sunday.

[cannongal]

I have a new love....Her name is Maple and she's a 3 yo collie mix. Her family had to surrender her because they are being shipped overseas for a few years. The shelter called me yesterday afternoon as soon as she was cleared for adoption. I met her yesterday, and I'm taking the boys to meet her today. The shelter offered to waive the adoption fee & called it a Tuuka discount.

I hope the boys like her....

[Duchess]

I hope they do too! To open your home & your family to an animal in need is a wonderful thing. I sure hope it works out for all of you & Maple.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

I have 2 young Common Myna birds at home. Took down an antenna off a bank building a couple weeks ago and there was a nest in there with 2 very small bald and blind birds. Took them home, GF has been feeding them for 3 weeks and now they live on the patio and fly around all over the place.

[cannongal]

I have 2 young Common Myna birds at home. Took down an antenna off a bank building a couple weeks ago and there was a nest in there with 2 very small bald and blind birds. Took them home, GF has been feeding them for 3 weeks and now they live on the patio and fly around all over the place.

Aww, baby birdies. I want to see pics

[crash]

I heard a news story this morning that a flight was grounded due to dog shit..

Yep, dog shit..

Apparently somebody took a dog on board and it took a shit in the aisle and several passengers became violently ill forcing the plane to land.

Shit happens, I guess..

[Carsman]

My friend just got this little cutie! I think I WANT ONE!

[crash]

Man card, cars, hand it over..

[Carsman]

Man card, cars, hand it over..

Yeah I know, but c'mon, it is a damn cutie. I could walk along with a mastiff.