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CARPE DIEM, MOCKERS !!!
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#21
03-26-2009, 12:53 PM
sally Wrote:
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The Antagonist Wrote:The trick is to learn how to pace yourselves.
MF is probably one of those guys who just rams it in hard and fast till he blows a wad, then rolls over and goes to sleep leaving the woman unsatisfied. ::bigg::
Please, for the love of God... stop mentioning MF, penises , and sex in the same sentence. I'm beginning to think you have a thing for him.
I thought we'd already established that my "thing" is for you Sally. Damn that smurf makes your tit hot ::dlaugh::
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#22
03-26-2009, 04:24 PM
Does lunchtime sex count? ::bigg::
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03-26-2009, 04:30 PM
ramseycat Wrote:Does lunchtime sex count? ::bigg::
NO. We're talking about quality sex, not some dirty little secret sex in the back seat of your car, hiding in the back alley of the supermarket.
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03-26-2009, 04:33 PM
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ramseycat Wrote:Does lunchtime sex count? ::bigg::
NO. We're talking about quality sex, not some dirty little secret sex in the back seat of your car, hiding in the back alley of the supermarket.
Noooooooo. We went to his house for lunch.
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03-26-2009, 04:34 PM
You mean his mommy's basement? His "geek lair" in the basement?

Shhhhh.... don't wake mom!
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03-26-2009, 04:41 PM
The Antagonist Wrote:You mean his mommy's basement? His "geek lair" in the basement?

Shhhhh.... don't wake mom!
hahahahaa no, he has his own place. And even if he did live with Mom, I would hope she wasn't sleeping at noontime.
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#27
03-26-2009, 07:22 PM
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
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The Antagonist Wrote:The trick is to learn how to pace yourselves.
MF is probably one of those guys who just rams it in hard and fast till he blows a wad, then rolls over and goes to sleep leaving the woman unsatisfied. ::bigg::

No way, I am Mister Passionate Pleaser. 

5-6 hours, yeah, I've done that.  ::bravo::
And then you woke up from your wet dream and screamed for mommie to change the sheets.
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03-27-2009, 04:11 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:I am Mister Passionate Pleaser.
Hey, baby ::bigg::
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