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Can one bed a bovine?
This is what men who like to bang cows look like.
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A farmer in Herkimer County, N.Y. couldn't figure out why his cows seemed more anxious than usual.
When they weren't producing as much milk as usual, he set up a surveillance camera.
What he saw shocked him: two men were rolling in the hay with his livestock.
The farmer, whose name has not been identified, contacted authorities who conducted their own investigation.
As a result, Michael Jones, 35, and Reid Fontaine, 31, were arrested for misdemeanor sexual misconduct.
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What the????
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How do you live down something like that? 
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They did it together too. Queers.
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mOOOOOOVE over.......its my turn with that one, she's frisky!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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mama dont let your babies grow up to be cowpokes.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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This is udderly ridiculous.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(02-24-2014, 02:47 PM)Maggot Wrote: mOOOOOOVE over.......its my turn with that one, she's frisky!
Haaaaay.... steer clear of those cows!
No bull, the guys in the OP are warped on an unherd of level.
Moo...
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It behooves me to even think about it.
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They were just milking it because they had nothing butter to do.
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Maggot is a blast at parties i'm betting.
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(02-24-2014, 03:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: They were just milking it because they had nothing butter to do.
I agree; you're not telling tall tails here.
Society has churned out some veal winners whose idle minds (and other parts) are out to pasture.
May sound cheezy, but I think tits true...
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(02-24-2014, 03:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (02-24-2014, 03:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: They were just milking it because they had nothing butter to do.
I agree; you're not telling tall tails here.
Society has churned out some veal winners whose idle minds (and other parts) are out to pasture.
May sound cheezy, but I think tits true...
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She's not just playing cow patty cake with that post. It does'nt even skim the top layer of depravity.
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Why? Why did I click on this thread, I should have known, but I was hoping it was something else. Sicko fucks.
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(02-24-2014, 05:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Why? Why did I click on this thread, I should have known, but I was hoping it was something else.
I tried to be as clear & concise as I could be so everyone would know what to expect.
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You were clear. It's just that we as normal people think no, she can't mean fuck as in have sex with cows. People don't have sex with cows. Or maybe she means the girls were fat cows. Yea yea. That must be it.
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Some people fuck animals.
I choose my right or left hand and my imagination over our four legged friends.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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(02-24-2014, 05:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: She's not just playing cow patty cake with that post. It does'nt even skim the top layer of depravity.
I could beef up the point; haven't even grazed the surface.
But, it's pretty clear already that those cottage cheese brains took a big risk; the steaks were high. And, it's not even all that rare, there are plenty of animals like them roaming around.
Anyway, that level of depravity is only legally a misdemeanor. So, they won't likely spend much time in the pen (unless they're out of the pen and unreformed).
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