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THE FUNERAL POSE
#21


Many Eagles fans are retarded, no really, they are. I don't associate with them. I think we might have been the only NFL team with their own court at the stadium, back in the days of the Vet. Eagles court, no shit. I'm kinda proud but embarrassed at the same time. 78
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#22
I don't know anything about the Eagles or most any football teams really. But, it's kinda cool to me that there's a team fan comradery that unites all different kinds of people, including the brain-addled and the clever.

I'm just tired and being goofy; bordering on brain-addled today myself. Obviously, since that article was written by Itakka (2 "k's; pronounced, Ey-talk-ah). Just realized that the original spelling could be interpreted the wrong way. 50
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#23
The Vikings were getting set to kick off in January of 1989 against your 49ers HotD, for an NFC Divisional Playoff game (a game we would eventually lose BIGTIME).

I'm sitting in my apartment with my buddies and my girlfriend at the time (a little Texas gal) asks if I'd rather have sex with her or watch the game.

WTF? That's an easy one.

Hit the bricks and maybe I'll call you tomorrow.
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#24
Okay, MS, I don't know why I'm interested, but I am.

What happened that night with the little Texas gal?

P.s. I'm not coming to your funeral if your loved ones decide to position you doing what you liked best in life -- I don't even like live porn that much...
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#25
Her name was Paula.

She was a nice girl, but we didn't end well.

I met up with her at a bar about 6 months after we had broken up, and she led me to believe that I would be knocking boots with her again. We got back to her place and she shut me out.

She got the last laugh.
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#26
Ah well, MS, can't win 'em all.

You went on to meet your wife and you seem to laugh a lot.

And, Paula is either single and lonely or married and bored -- like most everyone else, and hopefully laughing at it all, too.

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^ pretty raw, but those bits always crack me up.
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