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(10-29-2010, 10:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (10-29-2010, 08:41 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (10-29-2010, 08:24 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (10-29-2010, 08:03 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I finally have a job where I like almost everybody and have learned to tolerate the few I don't care for.
If I had to work beside someone like Dick, I would probably have to kill him.
I do work with someone who gets on my last nerve occasionally, but I just stick my ear buds in and play my I-Pod.
another assumption? Do you assume that you see and know the real me from the interaction we have on this forum?
listen up you fucking dumb cunt this shit is not real !!
You seriously have no sense of humor whatsoever, do you??
I do have a sense of humor, I think it's funny as hell that you did not deny being a fucking dumb cunt.
Shit like that doesn't phase me in the least in a place like this. Maybe i am a fucking cunt, who cares?
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Of course you're not a fucking cunt. Jesus Christ.
Dick, you don't want to mess with me when I have just awakened, I'll fuck you up.
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I mess with those I chose to mess with when I choose to mess with them, apparently you believe yourself to be above the fray but you're not.
blubber ass telling me I have no sense of humor is just plain unacceptable. you should ban the dumb fucking cunt for that breech of common sense conduct alone
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(10-30-2010, 07:33 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Of course you're not a fucking cunt. Jesus Christ.
Dick, you don't want to mess with me when I have just awakened, I'll fuck you up.
on the other hand, I will try this but I expect you to make breakfast after we mess around.
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(10-29-2010, 07:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: There is one fat sow of a woman I despise. She is stupid. She feigns ignorance to get out of her work. Others try to help her, I just tell her she should know that by now and don't buy into her manipulation.
If this type of employee behavior is tolerated, then your boss has no stones. Boss needs to go. Probably a PC, passive/aggressive little bitch, too.
And go postal! Put them both in a fucking container and ship them overseas. Look! A vacancy!
Accept the promotion and start humping your co-worker.
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(10-29-2010, 09:19 PM)Cracker Wrote: (10-29-2010, 09:09 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: EWW.....I would have had to leave the room too. I can't handle adult puke.
I get really pissed and disgusted if people fart in my car, too.
If I wanted to smell their ass I would have sat them on my face.
Hotboxing also does not amuse me. Don't call me for a rimjob, I guess.
It's kinda funny/disgusting when someone farts in an elavator, & all of a sudden everybody is sneakily peaking at each other as to who did the deed! 
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Cracker, I once worked with the male version of the woman you describe although he was a partner in the company and a fucking megalomaniac. I was a partner too but he was slightly senior to me (although not my direct boss). I hated that prick with a passion and I almost wish I had gone postal on his ass when I left but he had the senior partner's ear and I didn't want to totally burn that bridge or ruin my references.
I say--hate away. Some people just deserve hating.
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(10-31-2010, 06:28 PM)Carsman Wrote: It's kinda funny/disgusting when someone farts in an elavator, & all of a sudden everybody is sneakily peaking at each other as to who did the deed!
I'll call your ass out. I'm the one that says, "What the hell?"
I don't like ass smells. Control your sphincter. My really good work friends come into my office to fart because they know I get super pissed. If someone comes in to talk to me and doesn't have something specific, I know right away what is up and ask threaten them immediately.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(10-31-2010, 07:34 PM)username Wrote: Cracker, I once worked with the male version of the woman you describe although he was a partner in the company and a fucking megalomaniac. I was a partner too but he was slightly senior to me (although not my direct boss). I hated that prick with a passion and I almost wish I had gone postal on his ass when I left but he had the senior partner's ear and I didn't want to totally burn that bridge or ruin my references.
I say--hate away. Some people just deserve hating.
Especially when they are on the payroll. If you make money, do your work. I refuse to do work for you while you draw the check.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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I also despise people who crap at work. How do people relax enough to take a huge dump in a tiny cubicle? How? I don't get that.
Unless you are a man. Men can shit anywhere.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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One of the girls in the office let me in on the secret that all the women go to a certain bathroom to shit. They do not go in the bathrooms that are near their offices because someone might "catch" them. So the go in the customers bathroom. Most of the customers are men so they feel kinda "safe"
Now everytime I see one go in I make a shit straining face and smile........they think I'm nuts. Women are strange creatures. 
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Aren't you regular? Don't you "go" before you leave the house and after you get home? I can't imagine having to poop in the middle of the day. That is so weird to me. Just get up from my desk and go somewhere to poop. Then go back to work like nothing happened. Eww. I wonder if people I deal with during the day just pooped...
Do you get up from eating in a restaurant and go poop then go back and eat? Because that is just disgusting.
I would high five you if I worked with you.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Another reason I am so grateful I work from home. I don't want to know those kinds of things about people. Noooooo. Fuck no.
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(11-01-2010, 04:49 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Another reason I am so grateful I work from home. I don't want to know those kinds of things about people. Noooooo. Fuck no.
people shit, that's is just a fact.
If you see a person anywhere no matter the location, co workers or just some fucking stranger it doesn't matter ,everyone, every living mammal and even some plants shit.
billions of times a day shit hits the street, we all live in a world of shit."a saying that was immortalized by crackers avatar hero"!
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(11-01-2010, 07:33 AM)IMaDick Wrote: people shit, that's is just a fact.
I've spent years mucking horse stalls & it has never bothered me. People poop bothers me. I don't want to know about it & I sure as hell don't want to smell it. Gawd, I'm grossed out just thinking about it. This is so wrong, I would never have this conversation in real life.
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(11-01-2010, 07:48 AM)Duchess Wrote: (11-01-2010, 07:33 AM)IMaDick Wrote: people shit, that's is just a fact.
I would never have this conversation in real life.
Now you fucked up big time !! Don't tell LC this shit ain't real, she will stop talking to you, call you bi polar, and make out like you're the one who's fucked up.
other than that a seperation between reality and bullshit is a good thing.
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(10-31-2010, 10:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: Aren't you regular? Don't you "go" before you leave the house and after you get home? I can't imagine having to poop in the middle of the day. That is so weird to me. Just get up from my desk and go somewhere to poop. Then go back to work like nothing happened. Eww. I wonder if people I deal with during the day just pooped...
Do you get up from eating in a restaurant and go poop then go back and eat? Because that is just disgusting.
I would high five you if I worked with you.
Yep, I used to always shake hands when greeting co workers. Until one day I saw an article in a mag on just how unsanitary peoples hands were. You just never know where they might have been!!! So I stopped shaking hands, and gave them a big ole "howdy, howdy", and kept on going!
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If people would just eat healthy then they wouldn't have to shit so much. The less garbage you put in is the less that comes out. It's no wonder why all the co-workers are stinking up the whole office after having Taco bell and Wendy's for lunch. Thank God I work from home.
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(11-01-2010, 08:45 AM)Carsman Wrote: Yep, I used to always shake hands when greeting co workers. Until one day I saw an article in a mag on just how unsanitary peoples hands were. You just never know where they might have been!!!
So . . . no hands. But, contact with other body parts is okay?
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(11-01-2010, 11:01 AM)sally Wrote: If people would just eat healthy then they wouldn't have to shit so much. The less garbage you put in is the less that comes out. It's no wonder why all the co-workers are stinking up the whole office after having Taco bell and Wendy's for lunch. Thank God I work from home.
We always have local BBQ or cajun if we go out to lunch. There IS an upside to living here. The pulled pork is fantastic in Georgia. North Carolina, South Carolina, and Texas BBQ don't even come close.
I usually bring a salad from home. I'm not going to die with 30 lbs. of undigested meat in my colon.
Do you ever do a cleanse? (More poop talk Duchess, sorry.)
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