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The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....
SC, I think you're failing to see the seriousness of this massive corruption.















j/k.
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I am so freakin tired. Exhausted. I need a vacation or something.
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(01-15-2013, 01:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I am so freakin tired. Exhausted. I need... something.

How 'bout a nude massage with a 'release'?
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(01-15-2013, 02:53 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(01-15-2013, 01:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I am so freakin tired. Exhausted. I need... something.

How 'bout a nude massage with a 'release'?

Are you our invisible member? hah I see you posting but your name isn't listed in those online.

I caught you!!!
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(01-15-2013, 02:53 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(01-15-2013, 01:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I am so freakin tired. Exhausted. I need... something.

How 'bout a nude massage with a 'release'?

Hmm maybe I should call Boy Toy and see if he is going to be around this weekend.
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Or just use your vibrator and rub your own shoulders.
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(01-15-2013, 03:48 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Or just use your vibrator and rub your own shoulders.

It's kinda hard to do that and not as much fun. However, I am too tired to reciprocate with Boytoy so maybe I will just settle for a nap. Gah, I'm getting old.
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I don't think I'd know what to do with a Boytoy. I'd be so goddamn uncomfortable. 84
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I'm hung up on the reciprocal thing. Giving a blow job might be reciprocating for a guy going down on you but fucking? Geez Ramsey...are your hips displaced, grandma? In my experience, it's not that difficult to get a guy to cum (unless he's drunk out of his mind which can be kind of irritating).
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(01-15-2013, 03:56 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(01-15-2013, 03:48 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Or just use your vibrator and rub your own shoulders.

It's kinda hard to do that and not as much fun. However, I am too tired to reciprocate with Boytoy so maybe I will just settle for a nap. Gah, I'm getting old.



WTF?? You're only 8 months older than me and I can go all night long if the situation "arises".

Your kids are probably looking into nursing homes to throw your old wrinkled ass in.
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So what's your method to get a guy to cum user... start speaking Mandarin?
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(01-15-2013, 03:56 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(01-15-2013, 03:48 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Or just use your vibrator and rub your own shoulders.

It's kinda hard to do that and not as much fun. However, I am too tired to reciprocate with Boytoy so maybe I will just settle for a nap. Gah, I'm getting old.

Let him give you a massage and then he can plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

Fun for everyone.
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(01-15-2013, 04:31 PM)Jimbone Wrote: So what's your method to get a guy to cum user... start speaking Mandarin?

Haha.


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(01-15-2013, 04:12 PM)username Wrote: I'm hung up on the reciprocal thing. Giving a blow job might be reciprocating for a guy going down on you but fucking? Geez Ramsey...are your hips displaced, grandma? In my experience, it's not that difficult to get a guy to cum (unless he's drunk out of his mind which can be kind of irritating).

Unlike you, I don't usually just lay there admiring my manicure. I like to participate.
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(01-15-2013, 04:30 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(01-15-2013, 03:56 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(01-15-2013, 03:48 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Or just use your vibrator and rub your own shoulders.

It's kinda hard to do that and not as much fun. However, I am too tired to reciprocate with Boytoy so maybe I will just settle for a nap. Gah, I'm getting old.



WTF?? You're only 8 months older than me and I can go all night long if the situation "arises".

Your kids are probably looking into nursing homes to throw your old wrinkled ass in.

thank God! Maybe I will actually get a nights sleep uninterrupted.
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(01-15-2013, 04:33 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: he can plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.


hah
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(01-15-2013, 04:39 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(01-15-2013, 04:12 PM)username Wrote: I'm hung up on the reciprocal thing. Giving a blow job might be reciprocating for a guy going down on you but fucking? Geez Ramsey...are your hips displaced, grandma? In my experience, it's not that difficult to get a guy to cum (unless he's drunk out of his mind which can be kind of irritating).

Unlike you, I don't usually just lay there admiring my manicure. I like to participate.


Goddamn you're stupid. That's why I asked about your hips. Can you lift them up and down? Can you move them all around? Hell, can you just get on all four and rock back and forth a little bit?

It's not difficult! Twat
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(01-15-2013, 04:39 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(01-15-2013, 04:12 PM)username Wrote: I'm hung up on the reciprocal thing. Giving a blow job might be reciprocating for a guy going down on you but fucking? Geez Ramsey...are your hips displaced, grandma? In my experience, it's not that difficult to get a guy to cum (unless he's drunk out of his mind which can be kind of irritating).

Unlike you, I don't usually just lay there admiring my manicure. I like to participate.

User does it like all other self-respecting women do it.

Lays on her back, points her heels to Jesus and thinks of handbags.

Amirite?
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(01-15-2013, 04:42 PM)username Wrote:
(01-15-2013, 04:39 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(01-15-2013, 04:12 PM)username Wrote: I'm hung up on the reciprocal thing. Giving a blow job might be reciprocating for a guy going down on you but fucking? Geez Ramsey...are your hips displaced, grandma? In my experience, it's not that difficult to get a guy to cum (unless he's drunk out of his mind which can be kind of irritating).

Unlike you, I don't usually just lay there admiring my manicure. I like to participate.


Goddamn you're stupid. That's why I asked about your hips. Can you lift them up and down? Can you move them all around? Hell, can you just get on all four and rock back and forth a little bit?

It's not difficult! Twat

No one said it's difficult sweetie. I said I was tired as in I don't have the energy to participate. Gah, who's stupid now? User is. You are so quick to be a bitch that I don't think you read half of what people say here. The bleach is soaking into your brain sista-fren.
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(01-15-2013, 04:47 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(01-15-2013, 04:39 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(01-15-2013, 04:12 PM)username Wrote: I'm hung up on the reciprocal thing. Giving a blow job might be reciprocating for a guy going down on you but fucking? Geez Ramsey...are your hips displaced, grandma? In my experience, it's not that difficult to get a guy to cum (unless he's drunk out of his mind which can be kind of irritating).

Unlike you, I don't usually just lay there admiring my manicure. I like to participate.

User does it like all other self-respecting women do it.

Lays on her back, points her heels to Jesus and thinks of handbags.

Amirite?




No, you're not...as usual.
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