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The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....
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#1,041
05-14-2013, 03:44 PM
(05-14-2013, 03:32 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Where's the picture of tiki in a bikini?

Safely tucked away in my 'in' box.
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05-14-2013, 04:27 PM
(05-14-2013, 02:53 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Maybe they both were screwing Burt Reynolds.

He sure got around!

I'm just messing with user.Love3

Lots of people got Dinah Shore and Dr. Joyce mixed up; even in the comments to articles about Dr. Joyce's death.

There is no excuse, however, for the time that I told Duchess...

that this guy:
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was this guy:
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05-15-2013, 09:09 PM
I'm sitting in a PTA meeting not paying much attention.

They lured me in for an award and then put that shit at the end of the agenda. 52
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05-15-2013, 09:14 PM
Reward yourself with an ice cream on the way home.
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05-15-2013, 09:38 PM
(05-15-2013, 09:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: Reward yourself with an ice cream on the way home.

She is at home.

It's the PTA for her daughter's school.
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05-15-2013, 09:52 PM
(05-15-2013, 09:38 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(05-15-2013, 09:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: Reward yourself with an ice cream on the way home.

She is at home.

It's the PTA for her daughter's school.

*snort* It was for work at her prior school. Fuck it. I left a lasagna cooking in the oven and the damn award wasn't worth burning down the house for. I left without it. Smiley_emoticons_slash

ETA: Unfortunately now I'm going to have to deal with a bunch of pithy emails...."oh, why did you leave? We missed you and wanted to give you your award". Fuck.
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05-16-2013, 10:18 AM
Lasagna trumps a stupid award every time.
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05-16-2013, 11:15 AM
(05-16-2013, 10:18 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Lasagna trumps a stupid award every time.


Not when User makes it. You'd have better luck chewing through the card board box the award came in.
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05-16-2013, 07:59 PM
This^^^^ was a good post and that sorry excuse for a homemaker didn't even acknowledge it. This is exactly why her kids hate her and wish death.
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05-16-2013, 08:01 PM
Don't be too hard on User, sally.

It's her birthday. She's probably getting her hair done, having a manicure, screwing the Filipino pool boy, and then shooting some heroin before the hubs and kids get home.

Busy day.
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05-16-2013, 09:44 PM
(05-16-2013, 11:15 AM)sally Wrote:
(05-16-2013, 10:18 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Lasagna trumps a stupid award every time.


Not when User makes it. You'd have better luck chewing through the card board box the award came in.

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05-17-2013, 12:09 AM
So, I'm at my local watering-hole tonight, and there's a couple guys off the street playing music.

They're really good.

Just finished Mumford & Sons 'I Will Wait'.

Very nice!
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05-17-2013, 12:27 AM
(05-16-2013, 07:59 PM)sally Wrote: This^^^^ was a good post and that sorry excuse for a homemaker didn't even acknowledge it. This is exactly why her kids hate her and wish death.

Yeah, yeah. I was just going to post in the "what's important to you" thread about how much I don't care about this. But I didn't care enough to make the effort.
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05-17-2013, 07:48 AM
Today is my sons last day of school. 17 Cheekwood Botanical Gardens will be our first trip of the Summer. Not that you all give a damn, ijs.
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05-17-2013, 07:54 AM
What the hells a biotanical garden?

You mean botanical?
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05-17-2013, 07:59 AM
(05-17-2013, 07:54 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: What the hells a biotanical garden?

You mean botanical?

Yes that's what I meant. typo.
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05-17-2013, 11:48 AM
My husband sold 300 shares of Tesla short at $92.00.

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05-17-2013, 11:50 AM


I was up in his office yesterday & that was all over Bloomberg Television. I'll second that yawn.
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05-17-2013, 11:58 AM


How do people live on $533.00 a month? I could change that to week and still have the same look on my face.
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05-17-2013, 12:10 PM
(05-17-2013, 11:58 AM)Duchess Wrote:

How do people live on $533.00 a month? I could change that to week and still have the same look on my face.

If you're talking about Leila Fowlers mom, I believe she said she is homeless, which makes sense. I spend more than that in one week just at the grocery store.
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