The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[username]

She scares the living dipshit outta me!

Probably wouldn't hurt to trust your instincts...

[username]

I see you have her right where you want her............

That's also one of my fantasies.

Truth be told she would probably ride her hubby way ahead of me.

I'm only having a larf anyway I think she knows that.

Well I hope she does.

I know it.

So, I'm borderline drunk. I probably won't get all crazy like Aussie but I'm still disclaiming anything I say for the rest of the night. Just in case.

[Cynical Ninja]

One other thing, don't tell a woman that you want to fuck her and then say "just kidding mate, I was just having a larf". You sound like a retarded creep.

User got it you didn't.

Such is life you braindead bitch.

[Cynical Ninja]

What are you, a goddamn retarded Baton twirler in the 8^th grade?

As opposed to a shrew of a spousal punchbag like you?

I hope your hubby suitably rewards you every time he decides to slap his bitch up.

[Duchess]

A bit like duchess she's physically natural

Is that just a nice way of saying my boobs are real?

[Cynical Ninja]

Is that just a nice way of saying my boobs are real?

Yeah.

Although i would have to give them a hands on personal examination just to confirm it.

[Duchess]

Hahaha!

I recall a discussion we had in here years ago about breasts & I wear the same size bra as your wife.

[Cynical Ninja]

Hahaha!

I recall a discussion we had in here years ago about breasts & I wear the same size bra as your wife.

Oh right!

You must be a buxom wench then! If she would let me i would play with my wifes hooters 24/7.

[Duchess]

If she would let me i would play with my wifes hooters 24/7.

That must be why they are often referred to as funbags.

[Cynical Ninja]

That must be why they are often referred to as funbags. [/i][/size]

If I buy her a new expensive bra as a gift she knows she is in for a “busy” night.

I've got to mow the lawn soon certain “services” were rendered last night so I am contractually obliged to get my arse into gear.

[Duchess]

I've got to mow the lawn soon certain “services” were rendered last night so I am contractually obliged to get my arse into gear.

Oh snap. That reminds me of a certain someone who would get a hummer for going to Mass on Sundays.

[Cynical Ninja]

Oh snap. That reminds me of a certain someone who would get a hummer for going to Mass on Sundays.[/i][/size]

What ever happened to that person who shall for now for all intents and purposes remain nameless?

[Duchess]

He's good & very busy. I spoke to him after LC died. He was shocked & saddened as you would expect. :(

[Cynical Ninja]

Good.

We had a bit of a love/hate relationship we agreed strongly on many things but disagreed strongly on a few things.

Remember 24? Nearly all the forums have been shut down there now.

[Duchess]

Remember 24? Nearly all the forums have been shut down there now.

I had heard a couple years ago that it was gasping its dying breath. My biggest & most fun memory of that site is of the Fox Klux Klan, Goatbitch and the rest of that godawful crew. Good times.

[Cynical Ninja]

When Brian took over it was just him and all the extreme right wing loonies left. I used to look in occasionally and it was all Obama and Muslim bashing.

I used to love winding up the right wing loonies I used to have them frothing at the mouth!

Ha ha!

[username]

My son had a Rocky Balboa moment today. He was in a skate competition. He fell once and was limping when he got up. He kept skating. He fell again a few minutes later and this time, he literally sort of staggered to his feet. People around me were saying his elbow looked broken (I'm near sighted so I couldn't see shit) and one person even said it looked like a bone was sticking out. The announcer suggested my son come up to the front (leave the competition) but my son shook off his friends and kept skating and performing tricks. I told the parents around me that my son would kill me out of embarrassment if I intervened. So, he finished the last few minutes of the competition.

His elbow:





It's not as bad as it looks and probably not broken (more like some bursitis injury or something...they have a name for it in skateboarding). And yeah, thankfully no "bone sticking out". Anyway, he was definitely the kid with a lot of heart today plus he got 3^rd place.

[Duchess]

You must be bursting with pride!

It's got to be so difficult not to smother one's kids. I often think how awesome it would be to be a mother of a son & do all the cool sports stuff, pee wee football, little league, hockey, etc. and then I realize I would probably be a neurotic hot mess worrying he'd get hurt.

[username]

He's been to the hospital several times with skate injuries and has recurring problems with his foot where he has to wear a brace sometimes. I am a neurotic mess so I often don't watch him but I couldn't miss a competition. He's been skating for years but is just now getting the confidence to compete. This is about his 3^rd one.

Yeah, I was very proud.

[sally]

Good.

We had a bit of a love/hate relationship we agreed strongly on many things but disagreed strongly on a few things.

Remember 24? Nearly all the forums have been shut down there now.

Just for the record, I'd liked Frank better than you.