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DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - Duchess - 05-22-2025

Tell us about it!

I think it’s awesome that you found your forever person.

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - username - 05-22-2025

Whoever his spouse is is one lucky guy!

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - username - 05-22-2025

J/K, Dono. Had to poke (and don’t really care). Congratulations!!!

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - rothschild - 05-23-2025

Nonbinary deadhead?

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - Donovan - 05-23-2025

Nah, normal deadhead. And yeah we did it. Turns out I was cool with her being a dead head and she was okay with 'unknown primate' so it was a good match.

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - Duchess - 05-23-2025

Well, I'm very happy you found her because you had to kiss some toads to get here. So now I'll have to give up on my erotic fantasies of you. *sigh* 

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - Donovan - 05-23-2025

(05-23-2025, 12:15 PM)Duchess Wrote: Well, I'm very happy you found her because you had to kiss some toads to get here. So now I'll have to give up on my erotic fantasies of you. *sigh* 

You can keep those. I like thinking there's random women out there dreaming about me strapping on tool belts in slow motion...




I mean BESIDES Sally.

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - Duchess - 05-23-2025

(05-23-2025, 01:05 PM)Donovan Wrote:  me strapping on tool belts in slow motion...

Oh Lawd have mercy.  Blush

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - BigMark - 05-24-2025

The moon is being pelted with frisbee's.

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - Donovan - 05-24-2025

(05-24-2025, 04:44 AM)BigMark Wrote: The moon is being pelted with frisbee's.

Nah man that's the acid kicking in. Just hang on...

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - sally - 05-24-2025

(05-23-2025, 01:05 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(05-23-2025, 12:15 PM)Duchess Wrote: Well, I'm very happy you found her because you had to kiss some toads to get here. So now I'll have to give up on my erotic fantasies of you. *sigh* 

You can keep those. I like thinking there's random women out there dreaming about me strapping on tool belts in slow motion...




I mean BESIDES Sally.

I never thought about that before, but now I’m picturing it to the Knight Rider theme song and I wouldn’t say that it’s a particularly pleasant thought. Congrats on the marriage!

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - Donovan - 05-24-2025

(05-24-2025, 12:09 PM)sally Wrote:
(05-23-2025, 01:05 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(05-23-2025, 12:15 PM)Duchess Wrote: Well, I'm very happy you found her because you had to kiss some toads to get here. So now I'll have to give up on my erotic fantasies of you. *sigh* 

You can keep those. I like thinking there's random women out there dreaming about me strapping on tool belts in slow motion...




I mean BESIDES Sally.

I never thought about that before, but now I’m picturing it to the Knight Rider theme song and I wouldn’t say that it’s a particularly pleasant thought. Congrats on the marriage!

That is EXACTLY how the honeymoon went. 
Actually I'm lying, we went to Vegas and saw two Dead and Co shows at the Sphere with my son and had a fucking blast. But I'm totally gonna try it tonight. And while I'm doing it I'm gonna imagine you in the corner going full Diddy while you watch.


That's how I say thank you.

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - Duchess - 05-24-2025

Donovan, did you marry the woman you took to Citizens Bank Park awhile ago? I remember talking to you about it before you were supposed to go, it's in the same sports complex as Lincoln Financial Field. I think it must be because you talked about concerts you had been to as well and it looks like she's a fan.

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - sally - 05-24-2025

(05-24-2025, 12:19 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(05-24-2025, 12:09 PM)sally Wrote:
(05-23-2025, 01:05 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(05-23-2025, 12:15 PM)Duchess Wrote: Well, I'm very happy you found her because you had to kiss some toads to get here. So now I'll have to give up on my erotic fantasies of you. *sigh* 

You can keep those. I like thinking there's random women out there dreaming about me strapping on tool belts in slow motion...




I mean BESIDES Sally.

I never thought about that before, but now I’m picturing it to the Knight Rider theme song and I wouldn’t say that it’s a particularly pleasant thought. Congrats on the marriage!

That is EXACTLY how the honeymoon went. 
Actually I'm lying, we went to Vegas and saw two Dead and Co shows at the Sphere with my son and had a fucking blast. But I'm totally gonna try it tonight. And while I'm doing it I'm gonna imagine you in the corner going full Diddy while you watch.


That's how I say thank you.

You’re welcome, my pleasure. I think you should keep the handyman pouch off though, I just don’t see it working out too well and your wife probably won’t appreciate a screw stuck in her ass.

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - Clang McFly - 05-24-2025

(05-24-2025, 04:00 PM)sally Wrote:
(05-24-2025, 12:19 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(05-24-2025, 12:09 PM)sally Wrote:
(05-23-2025, 01:05 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(05-23-2025, 12:15 PM)Duchess Wrote: Well, I'm very happy you found her because you had to kiss some toads to get here. So now I'll have to give up on my erotic fantasies of you. *sigh* 

You can keep those. I like thinking there's random women out there dreaming about me strapping on tool belts in slow motion...




I mean BESIDES Sally.

I never thought about that before, but now I’m picturing it to the Knight Rider theme song and I wouldn’t say that it’s a particularly pleasant thought. Congrats on the marriage!

That is EXACTLY how the honeymoon went. 
Actually I'm lying, we went to Vegas and saw two Dead and Co shows at the Sphere with my son and had a fucking blast. But I'm totally gonna try it tonight. And while I'm doing it I'm gonna imagine you in the corner going full Diddy while you watch.


That's how I say thank you.

You’re welcome, my pleasure. I think you should keep the handyman pouch off though, I just don’t see it working out too well and your wife probably won’t appreciate a screw stuck in her ass.

She might be into it....don't kink shame. Burla2

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - sally - 05-25-2025

I’m not into senior citizen kink shows, Clang. Donovan strapping a tool belt around his fupa isn’t doing anything for me. I don’t care if he ends up fixing the toilet or not.

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - Duchess - 05-25-2025

I didn't even know what that is and had to google it. Jesus Christ. How do I not know this stuff!

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - sally - 05-25-2025

Look up Jeremiah Daniel Johnson on FB. That’s where I heard it along with other terms for fat body parts.

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - Duchess - 05-25-2025

(05-25-2025, 11:13 AM)sally Wrote: Look up Jeremiah Daniel Johnson on FB. 

Smiley_emoticons_shocked I did! Holy fuckity fuck!

RE: DONOVAN GOT MARRIED! - sally - 05-25-2025

He wears a fake fupa during his little exercise videos hah