DONOVAN GOT MARRIED!

[Duchess]

Tell us about it!

I think it’s awesome that you found your forever person.

[username]

Whoever his spouse is is one lucky guy!

[username]

J/K, Dono. Had to poke (and don’t really care). Congratulations!!!

[rothschild]

Nonbinary deadhead?

[Donovan]

Nah, normal deadhead. And yeah we did it. Turns out I was cool with her being a dead head and she was okay with 'unknown primate' so it was a good match.

[Duchess]

Well, I'm very happy you found her because you had to kiss some toads to get here. So now I'll have to give up on my erotic fantasies of you. *sigh* 

[Donovan]

Well, I'm very happy you found her because you had to kiss some toads to get here. So now I'll have to give up on my erotic fantasies of you. *sigh* 

You can keep those. I like thinking there's random women out there dreaming about me strapping on tool belts in slow motion...




I mean BESIDES Sally.

[Duchess]

 me strapping on tool belts in slow motion...

Oh Lawd have mercy. 

[BigMark]

The moon is being pelted with frisbee's.

[Donovan]

The moon is being pelted with frisbee's.

Nah man that's the acid kicking in. Just hang on...

[sally]

Well, I'm very happy you found her because you had to kiss some toads to get here. So now I'll have to give up on my erotic fantasies of you. *sigh* 

You can keep those. I like thinking there's random women out there dreaming about me strapping on tool belts in slow motion...




I mean BESIDES Sally.

I never thought about that before, but now I’m picturing it to the Knight Rider theme song and I wouldn’t say that it’s a particularly pleasant thought. Congrats on the marriage!

[Donovan]

Well, I'm very happy you found her because you had to kiss some toads to get here. So now I'll have to give up on my erotic fantasies of you. *sigh* 

You can keep those. I like thinking there's random women out there dreaming about me strapping on tool belts in slow motion...




I mean BESIDES Sally.

I never thought about that before, but now I’m picturing it to the Knight Rider theme song and I wouldn’t say that it’s a particularly pleasant thought. Congrats on the marriage!

That is EXACTLY how the honeymoon went. 
Actually I'm lying, we went to Vegas and saw two Dead and Co shows at the Sphere with my son and had a fucking blast. But I'm totally gonna try it tonight. And while I'm doing it I'm gonna imagine you in the corner going full Diddy while you watch.


That's how I say thank you.

[Duchess]

Donovan, did you marry the woman you took to Citizens Bank Park awhile ago? I remember talking to you about it before you were supposed to go, it's in the same sports complex as Lincoln Financial Field. I think it must be because you talked about concerts you had been to as well and it looks like she's a fan.

[sally]

Well, I'm very happy you found her because you had to kiss some toads to get here. So now I'll have to give up on my erotic fantasies of you. *sigh* 

You can keep those. I like thinking there's random women out there dreaming about me strapping on tool belts in slow motion...




I mean BESIDES Sally.

I never thought about that before, but now I’m picturing it to the Knight Rider theme song and I wouldn’t say that it’s a particularly pleasant thought. Congrats on the marriage!

That is EXACTLY how the honeymoon went. 
Actually I'm lying, we went to Vegas and saw two Dead and Co shows at the Sphere with my son and had a fucking blast. But I'm totally gonna try it tonight. And while I'm doing it I'm gonna imagine you in the corner going full Diddy while you watch.


That's how I say thank you.

You’re welcome, my pleasure. I think you should keep the handyman pouch off though, I just don’t see it working out too well and your wife probably won’t appreciate a screw stuck in her ass.

[Clang McFly]

Well, I'm very happy you found her because you had to kiss some toads to get here. So now I'll have to give up on my erotic fantasies of you. *sigh* 

You can keep those. I like thinking there's random women out there dreaming about me strapping on tool belts in slow motion...




I mean BESIDES Sally.

I never thought about that before, but now I’m picturing it to the Knight Rider theme song and I wouldn’t say that it’s a particularly pleasant thought. Congrats on the marriage!

That is EXACTLY how the honeymoon went. 
Actually I'm lying, we went to Vegas and saw two Dead and Co shows at the Sphere with my son and had a fucking blast. But I'm totally gonna try it tonight. And while I'm doing it I'm gonna imagine you in the corner going full Diddy while you watch.


That's how I say thank you.

You’re welcome, my pleasure. I think you should keep the handyman pouch off though, I just don’t see it working out too well and your wife probably won’t appreciate a screw stuck in her ass.

She might be into it....don't kink shame.

[sally]

I’m not into senior citizen kink shows, Clang. Donovan strapping a tool belt around his fupa isn’t doing anything for me. I don’t care if he ends up fixing the toilet or not.

[Duchess]

I didn't even know what that is and had to google it. Jesus Christ. How do I not know this stuff!

[sally]

Look up Jeremiah Daniel Johnson on FB. That’s where I heard it along with other terms for fat body parts.

[Duchess]

Look up Jeremiah Daniel Johnson on FB. 

 I did! Holy fuckity fuck!

[sally]

He wears a fake fupa during his little exercise videos