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Ass kisser award - IMaDick - 05-19-2012
Well folks the totals are in, And we have a winner.
Surprise it's not jsmom.
It was a toss up for awhile until I changed the criteria.
Our Newest winner of the ass kisser award is
Ma, that motherfucker is an expert( Isn't he Duchess?) He will be hard to beat.
Congrats Ma.
Since I knew you couldn't afford it I paid for a full weekend with this doll.
![[Image: cant_afford_me.jpg]](http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c177/Touched1/cant_afford_me.jpg)
I also got you a party favor,you can use it whenever you like but I think it would be great fun on your date with the doll.
![[Image: unnamed.jpg]](http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c177/Touched1/unnamed.jpg)
And last but not least your first place trophy.
![[Image: untitled.jpg]](http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c177/Touched1/untitled.jpg)
RE: Ass kisser award - Duchess - 05-19-2012
Hahahaha! Dick, Dick, Dick, what am I going to do with you?
RE: Ass kisser award - Lady Cop - 05-19-2012
i just want you to know Dickie, that i have been working out since Christmas, and i WILL fit in santa's sleigh this year!
so you can kiss THIS on Christmas Eve--->
![[Image: article-2144015-1313FAE0000005DC-628_468x439.jpg]](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/14/article-2144015-1313FAE0000005DC-628_468x439.jpg)
RE: Ass kisser award - JsMom - 05-19-2012
Holy Fuck, LC. That's one huge ass right there. That is just disgusting!
RE: Ass kisser award - HairOfTheDog - 05-19-2012
Ma,
![[Image: congratulation_graphics_2.gif]](http://files.smokingmeatforums.com/smilies/others/congratulation_graphics_2.gif)
Haha. I think previous winners include LC, Duchess, and JsMom. You're in good company...
RE: Ass kisser award - sally - 05-20-2012
If Ma gets his nose any further up Duchess' ass she's going to need to make an appointment with a proctologist.
RE: Ass kisser award - Ma Huang Sor - 05-20-2012
You jelly brah?
RE: Ass kisser award - Duchess - 05-20-2012
I don't want a stranger anywhere near my bottom.
RE: Ass kisser award - HairOfTheDog - 05-20-2012
I was thinking of making a play for the award, just to win something. Now that I've seen the quality of the prizes, I'm sticking with boring bitch.
RE: Ass kisser award - Ma Huang Sor - 05-20-2012
We've now progressed from Dick mentioning me in nearly every post to starting vanity threads about me.
Dick, if you're ever in vermont, you're officially invited to dinner.
You have to cook it though and do the shopping and dishes.
RE: Ass kisser award - IMaDick - 05-20-2012
(05-20-2012, 12:54 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I was thinking of making a play for the award, just to win something. Now that I've seen the quality of the prizes, I'm sticking with boring bitch.
The prizes vary.
I always try to give the winner what they deserve.
RE: Ass kisser award - IMaDick - 05-20-2012
(05-20-2012, 12:55 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: We've now progressed from Dick mentioning me in nearly every post to starting vanity threads about me.
Dick, if you're ever in vermont, you're officially invited to dinner.
You have to cook it though and do the shopping and dishes.
The pain in your ass is not my fault.
RE: Ass kisser award - Lady Cop - 05-20-2012
the kissing of the ass is
better than the licking of the dickie
RE: Ass kisser award - IMaDick - 05-20-2012
(05-20-2012, 01:10 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: the kissing of the ass is
better than the licking of the dickie
If you say so.
RE: Ass kisser award - Duchess - 05-20-2012
Although I've said I'm prepared to do what I have to in order to get what I want, I don't think I've had to kiss an ass yet...
...I was going to respond with something more but it's sexy talk & I don't want to offend anyone's tender sensibilities on a Sunday.
RE: Ass kisser award - sally - 05-20-2012
(05-20-2012, 12:52 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: You jelly brah?
Stop talking like that, you're 60 years old for christ's sake.
RE: Ass kisser award - HairOfTheDog - 05-20-2012
(05-20-2012, 12:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(05-20-2012, 12:54 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I was thinking of making a play for the award, just to win something. Now that I've seen the quality of the prizes, I'm sticking with boring bitch.
The prizes vary.
I always try to give the winner what they deserve.
I recall that the old criteria for the award was total number of ass-kissing posts during the week. Can you share the new criteria, or is it top secret, Dick?
RE: Ass kisser award - IMaDick - 05-20-2012
(05-20-2012, 01:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(05-20-2012, 12:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(05-20-2012, 12:54 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I was thinking of making a play for the award, just to win something. Now that I've seen the quality of the prizes, I'm sticking with boring bitch.
The prizes vary.
I always try to give the winner what they deserve.
I recall that the old criteria for the award was total number of ass-kissing posts during the week. Can you share the new criteria, or is it top secret, Dick?
The criteria won't be announced, there are so many jealous bitches here that they would flood the forum with posts just to win.
RE: Ass kisser award - Lady Cop - 05-20-2012
and btw, i never earned or won the ass-kissing award! hmmph.
RE: Ass kisser award - HairOfTheDog - 05-20-2012
(05-20-2012, 01:29 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: and btw, i never earned or won the ass-kissing award! hmmph.
Sorry LC!
I thought you won the first one. And then Duchess won the second time out because Dick felt she was assin' CN too much during their quarrels. Last two went to JsMom. Definitely possible that I got the official award mixed up with some other ass-kissing accusations posted by Dick...