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RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - ramseycat - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 01:50 PM)Maggot Wrote:(06-26-2012, 01:47 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(06-26-2012, 01:45 PM)Maggot Wrote: Can I sit on the roof and sing "chitty-chitty-bang-bang"? I could shoot anyone that tries to get out.
Just get on the bus, we have 2 seats reserved for you and your grand canyon sized ass crack.
PS I just hope that the tards don't try to run the bus up your ass thinking "were there already".
I would be laughing at you trying to thrash your way through the weird folding door near the driver.
Maggot, you can do anything you want. Dick has to sit in the seat right behind me, strapped in. Twice. I don't trust that fucker.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Duchess - 06-26-2012
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Duchess - 06-26-2012
Ugh. Failure to quote muthafucka.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - HairOfTheDog - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 01:44 PM)Jimbone Wrote: This sounds a lot like something that should be happening out of Creedmoor.
Not so nutty; stranger things have happened in real life.
In fact, since you won't be on the bus, I'm gonna be pushing on you (yeah, via bribe) to help me "out" if I get caught. Then, we'll move into Sugarland Express territory; even stranger and true.
(I have a thing for old fugitive road trip movies, obviously)
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - IMaDick - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 02:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(06-26-2012, 01:44 PM)Jimbone Wrote: This sounds a lot like something that should be happening out of Creedmoor.
Not so nutty; stranger things have happened in real life.
(I have a thing for old fugitive road trip movies, obviously)
The Devils rejects has to be one of the all time best.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Ma Huang Sor - 06-26-2012
Not as good as the first, unfortunately. Yes yes I know the first one isn't a "road trip" film.
Check out "Confessions of a Serial Killer" if you can find an unedited version. There's your ultimate road trip film.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - HairOfTheDog - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 02:05 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(06-26-2012, 02:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(06-26-2012, 01:44 PM)Jimbone Wrote: This sounds a lot like something that should be happening out of Creedmoor.
Not so nutty; stranger things have happened in real life.
(I have a thing for old fugitive road trip movies, obviously)
The Devils rejects has to be one of the all time best.
Top 3; killer soundtrack too. One of a handful movies that I actually own.
Meow meow, here pussycat...
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Maggot - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 01:58 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(06-26-2012, 01:54 PM)IMaDick Wrote: and only true retards will be on the bus when it leaves, even if they are on top of the bus like an Ethiopian refugee when it leaves.
Jesus, Dick. Stop stressing. You definitely made the cut.
I've reserved you a seat near me. I'll need a human shield in case anything goes awry.
Just hold his hand, tell him to close his eyes and everything will be alright. Maybe sing a lullaby or something.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - HairOfTheDog - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 02:11 PM)Maggot Wrote:(06-26-2012, 01:58 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(06-26-2012, 01:54 PM)IMaDick Wrote: and only true retards will be on the bus when it leaves, even if they are on top of the bus like an Ethiopian refugee when it leaves.
Jesus, Dick. Stop stressing. You definitely made the cut.
I've reserved you a seat near me. I'll need a human shield in case anything goes awry.
Just hold his hand, tell him to close his eyes and everything will be alright. Maybe sing a lullaby or something.
I already agreed months ago that I'd do the Baby "Chinese, Japanese" song and sway for two scoops of Tutti fucking Frutti. He's a welcher...
I'll try "Hush Little Baby" if his crying gets distracting.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Duchess - 06-26-2012
I'm thinking we better keep the bus, get rid of the tards & go to Mock's version of Woodstock.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - IMaDick - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 02:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(06-26-2012, 02:11 PM)Maggot Wrote:(06-26-2012, 01:58 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(06-26-2012, 01:54 PM)IMaDick Wrote: and only true retards will be on the bus when it leaves, even if they are on top of the bus like an Ethiopian refugee when it leaves.
Jesus, Dick. Stop stressing. You definitely made the cut.
I've reserved you a seat near me. I'll need a human shield in case anything goes awry.
Just hold his hand, tell him to close his eyes and everything will be alright. Maybe sing a lullaby or something.
I already agreed months ago that I'd do the Baby "Chinese, Japanese" song and sway for two scoops of Tutti fucking Frutti. He's a welcher...
I'll try "Hush Little Baby" if his crying gets distracting.
You never showed up.
The ice cream won't taste as good as it could have.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - ramseycat - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 02:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm thinking we better keep the bus, get rid of the tards & go to Mock's version of Woodstock.
I'm still driving!! I don't trust all the potheads behind the wheel.
BTW, I have never driven a bus. The biggest thing I ever drove was my brother's Ford F150. But I'm sure I will get the hang of it.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Ma Huang Sor - 06-26-2012
ahem...whoever's driving the bus needs a CDL
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - ramseycat - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 03:30 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: ahem...whoever's driving the bus needs a CDL
Welp, that's gonna be a problem....
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Riotgear - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 01:42 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(06-26-2012, 01:28 PM)Riotgear Wrote: What about guns and weed? We can bring guns and weed right?
The weed will be confiscated by me, along with lighters and matches, before departure. Guns too. If you don't attempt to bully me and I can trust you after the first leg of the trip, I may appoint you as my accomplice... I mean "assistant".
Think Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, updated with a woman in the figurative driver's seat, a bus instead of a convertible, a better bank heist plan, and a bus full of mentally challenged adults on the way to the Grand Canyon as a cover. Can't fail...
What a fascist.
Anyone want a brownie?
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - username - 06-26-2012
No problem. One of the Chowchilla kidnappers just got released and he's nearby. I'll give him a call to drive the bus.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Riotgear - 06-26-2012
Nonsense. I can drive the bus. Not safely, but I can drive it.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Duchess - 06-26-2012
Very funny responses.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - username - 06-26-2012
Be sure to wear clean underwear for when they recover our remains!
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - ramseycat - 06-26-2012
I thought I was driving the bus dammit! You people are not taking my spot.