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RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Riotgear - 06-26-2012
I feel confident I can offer up a 65% chance of survival on the spread for for a one way trip. Short timeline. No special consideration for race, color, creed or gender.
WTF is creed anyway?
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Riotgear - 06-26-2012
RC it's a big steering wheel. We can share.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - username - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 04:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I thought I was driving the bus dammit! You people are not taking my spot.
Your spot is in the back of the bus, nigger.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Riotgear - 06-26-2012
Any friend of Rosa Parks is a friend of mine.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Duchess - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 04:35 PM)username Wrote: Your spot is in the back of the bus, nigger.
Oh snap
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - ramseycat - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 04:35 PM)username Wrote:(06-26-2012, 04:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I thought I was driving the bus dammit! You people are not taking my spot.
Your spot is in the back of the bus, nigger.
Just for that comment.....YOU'RE OFF THE BUS!
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Carsman - 06-26-2012
Make way for the head tard! I'm bringing the GPS, so I'll lead the way!
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - username - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 04:57 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(06-26-2012, 04:35 PM)username Wrote:(06-26-2012, 04:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I thought I was driving the bus dammit! You people are not taking my spot.
Your spot is in the back of the bus, nigger.
Just for that comment.....YOU'RE OFF THE BUS!
I was never on the bus; it's filled with tards like you. I'll be driving behind you in my Lexus man-dan enjoying the show.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Riotgear - 06-26-2012
I'm standing on the two little steps, looking out the front window and taking bong hits. The rest of you fucks are on your own.
I feel like this bus trip has a better than fair chance of ending in catastrophy.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Duchess - 06-26-2012
Pass the bong!
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Midwest Spy - 06-26-2012
All you tards on the bus would almost be amusing if you weren't so pathetic.
And, from the sound of where this bus is heading, the time for honoring yourselves will soon be at an end.
After all, death smiles at all of us. All we can do is smile back.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Riotgear - 06-26-2012
I think some of that is in the bible.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Ma Huang Sor - 06-26-2012
Its amazing how all of you can fit in something so small.
Mock Sardines
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - LuciferLynn - 06-26-2012
Sorry I can't join you. I'm already driving the bus going straight to hell. Besides, being on a bus chock full of tards scares the shit out of me. I didnt even ride the bus in high school, if i didnt have a ride, i didnt go. I hope you all have your bibs and helmets! Maybe if you're all good little tards, ill pass you on the highway and throw you a cd for a sing along. "The tards on the bus go uuuuhhh-unnnhhhhh-duh"......
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Midwest Spy - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 06:13 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I think some of that is in the bible.
Actually 'High Plains Drifter' and 'Gladiator'.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - pspence - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 12:52 PM)IMaDick Wrote: If you have ever been happy to win an ass kisser contest please board the bus.
I want the front seat near the heater and behind the driver so I can be the bus driver's pet.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Riotgear - 06-26-2012
What are the helmets for?
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Midwest Spy - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 06:30 PM)pspence Wrote:(06-26-2012, 12:52 PM)IMaDick Wrote: If you have ever been happy to win an ass kisser contest please board the bus.
I want the front seat near the heater and behind the driver so I can be the bus driver's pet.
Pspence, if you want that seat you'll have to reast your breasts against the back of my neack.
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Ma Huang Sor - 06-26-2012
dont get me started what the fuck is a neack...you went and RUINED my fap with your misspellinnnggggg
RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - LuciferLynn - 06-26-2012
(06-26-2012, 06:31 PM)Riotgear Wrote: What are the helmets for?
No one wants to fall and hurt their headie, now do they? Tard heads are notoriously soft.