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RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Duchess - 06-26-2012 I should have called it the Crazy bus. RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - crash - 06-26-2012 Then Skippy would have been the driver, and Zero would have had to navigate... RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - HairOfTheDog - 06-26-2012 That's it, I'm out. No pulling off any heist with this gang as a cover. You all are bound to be pulled over before you hit the halfway mark. Too damn risky. First truckstop or reststop we encounter, I'm pushing for a bathroom stop. From there, I'm off with the nearest truck driver I can find... I'm taking Maggot and RG with me, if they're willing. Maggot in case I need an emergency sniper and RG for the brownies (and because I sense he could co-manage the actual heist - I have a solid plan). No Dog Day Afternoon for us. Maggot, RG: If you're in, you'll need to hide in the bushes til I flag our ride. Then, I'll distract him/her while you infilitrate the truck cab. The rest of the plan is secret for now. There's a decent chance you'll live. No pressure; I'm on a mission either way. The rest of you, enjoy your trip! ramseycat bus RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Ma Huang Sor - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 06:47 PM)Duchess Wrote: Best Thread Evah! You're good. RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Duchess - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 07:08 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Ha! There's Maggot on the roof. RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - aussiefriend - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 06:53 PM)crash Wrote: Then Skippy would have been the driver, and Zero would have had to navigate... who cares what you think Sonny. RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - HairOfTheDog - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 07:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:(06-26-2012, 07:08 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Yep, but hopefully he'll be leaving that vantage point and agree to be an accomplice after our pitstop. RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Clang McFly - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 07:52 AM)ramseycat Wrote:(06-26-2012, 07:07 AM)crash Wrote: Surely Ramsey has to be driving it? And that other dolt with the skippy avatar has to be navigating... Don't jump out, you'll miss out on all the adventure. RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Riotgear - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 06:47 PM)Duchess Wrote: Yeah, but then we'll have to drive everywhere in reverse. RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Riotgear - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 07:08 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Maggot, RG: If you're in, you'll need to hide in the bushes til I flag our ride. Then, I'll distract him/her while you infilitrate the truck cab. The rest of the plan is secret for now. There's a decent chance you'll live. No pressure; I'm on a mission either way. I'm not falling for that again. Last time I hid in the bushes for three days. RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - HairOfTheDog - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 08:16 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(06-26-2012, 07:08 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Maggot, RG: If you're in, you'll need to hide in the bushes til I flag our ride. Then, I'll distract him/her while you infilitrate the truck cab. The rest of the plan is secret for now. There's a decent chance you'll live. No pressure; I'm on a mission either way. Yeah, that's because after immediately jacking the truck last time, it took me a while to learn how to drive an 18 wheeler. Sue me. 48 pull-overs and no tickets in 3 days, give me some credit. This time, the driver is part of the plan. Nevermind, I can do it with Maggot or by myself. I've gotta California mortgage and this economy on my hands too. 1⁄2 cut is better than a 1⁄3 cut anyway, pussy. RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Riotgear - 06-26-2012 Riiiight. Or Maybe it was more like- "He's still hiding in the bushes...LETS GO!!" RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - HairOfTheDog - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 08:34 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Riiiight. You are sometimes a very distrusting pessimist. I'm sure you're right in some cases and wrong in others. Just imagine what I had to do to avoid 48 tickets. Have you no appreciation? No matter, I'm a heistin'. It's getting near my only option... RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Jimbone - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 02:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Not so nutty; stranger things have happened in real life. On the proper terms, I'm happy to help out! RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - HairOfTheDog - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 08:49 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(06-26-2012, 02:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Not so nutty; stranger things have happened in real life. Ah, I'm glad to hear it. If my plans don't work out and I end up "inside", you'd be my first Mock choice on a smart breakout plan. Hopefully, I'd only end up on the inside after having stashed major proceeds. I can stfu and wait; patient woman. You will be rewarded. RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - pspence - 06-26-2012 I wished Cracker would quit farting in the seat by the emergency door. RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Riotgear - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 08:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: You are sometimes a very distrusting pessimist. Indeed. I learned to be while waiting in the bushes. RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - aussiefriend - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 06:53 PM)crash Wrote: Then Skippy would have been the driver, and Zero would have had to navigate... Crash has a higher opinion of himself than his actual value. He is a poor pathetic excuse of a man trying very very hard to be somebody. RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Maggot - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 08:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(06-26-2012, 08:16 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(06-26-2012, 07:08 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Maggot, RG: If you're in, you'll need to hide in the bushes til I flag our ride. Then, I'll distract him/her while you infilitrate the truck cab. The rest of the plan is secret for now. There's a decent chance you'll live. No pressure; I'm on a mission either way. I can drive day you can drive night, I hear there is a market in Arizona for bodies going back to Me-he-co. I will sing Tequila sunrise every so often to ease my guilt. RE: THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING - Maggot - 06-26-2012 (06-26-2012, 09:05 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(06-26-2012, 06:53 PM)crash Wrote: Then Skippy would have been the driver, and Zero would have had to navigate... Awww.........is the disney movie over hon? |