THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING

[HairOfTheDog]

Maggot, RG: If you're in, you'll need to hide in the bushes til I flag our ride. Then, I'll distract him/her while you infilitrate the truck cab. The rest of the plan is secret for now. There's a decent chance you'll live. No pressure; I'm on a mission either way.

I'm not falling for that again. Last time I hid in the bushes for three days.

Yeah, that's because after immediately jacking the truck last time, it took me a while to learn how to drive an 18 wheeler. Sue me. 48 pull-overs and no tickets in 3 days, give me some credit. This time, the driver is part of the plan.

Nevermind, I can do it with Maggot or by myself. I've gotta California mortgage and this economy on my hands too. ¹⁄₂ cut is better than a ¹⁄₃ cut anyway, pussy.

I can drive day you can drive night, I hear there is a market in Arizona for bodies going back to Me-he-co. I will sing Tequila sunrise every so often to ease my guilt.

Deal. I'm not good enough to sing lead professionally, but I've done alot of back-up singing in my day. We'll have a CB to mess around with others, radio when the other is sleeping, and then we can sing the miles to properity away (the weed I confiscated from my stint as Mock bus monitor won't hurt). It's a go.