THE COLOR PINK

[Duchess]

I want to turn the hose on every female I see wearing pink. I find it easier to accept a guy wearing that color than I do any female over the age of 8. I've been forced to believe that those who wear it probably have cartoon characters on some of their shirts and they probably don't see anything wrong with a grown woman wearing Hello Kitty.

I need a slogan, something to do with pink & retards. Like I said, if it weren't for bad taste some people wouldn't have any taste at all.

I might be offending people from coast to coast.