Hope

[Annapurna]

I'd call you Gramps too but since I am 44 that wouldn't fly. However, if you think being 41 is old you've got problems. As per Moose, I am one of the soup chickens. So welcome to Mock. Feel free to astound and impress with your skillful mocking. Waiting......

With all of the pretentious twats that dominate our world's youth, older fuckers like you and I really are old. I trust you've witnessed just how extreme the differences are between our age group and theirs. When was the last time you saw any of us cutting ourselves to get attention, going to the emo school of faggotry to get our hair cut, and wearing our pants down around our fucking ankles (among the vast range of shit they do that would make Darwin pray for a much more vicious version of natural selection)?

It's such a pity that condoms didn't do all that was necessary to prevent this mess.

I must be wasting my time if that's what a little pretentious twat, who thinks that having an avatar of a skull automatically makers her some devious little shit, considers to be "talent." Talent is something that seems to be missing around here. Though I can't see the rest of your forums (which is perfectly normal for faggots to do when they want to hide the orgy from the rest of civilization), I'm not holding my breath.

Then why, pray tell, are you here?

You are typical for a newb. People think ragging on my avatar is a way to get to me for some reason. I had it custom made by a member here who has more talent in his pinky fingernail than you have brains in your entire body. You don't like Moose? You'll like him even less if you ever gain access. That's another reason I keep him around.

At present, I'm here to watch the assfuckery that has transpired between you and that Savage mother fucker. I must say, it's been a fantastic show. Demented freak against the biker cunt who thinks her shit smells like roses. What a pity they don't have that on pay-per-view.

Oh, wait. They only show the "clashes of titans" or whatever clichéd phrase they have for it. Savage, though demented, is pretty damned good. You are not.

There's another reason why you keep AnonyMoose around. You need someone to make you feel superior and not the lowlife whore that you really are (seriously, there's no way in hell you could have just gotten your silly little position of "gatekeeper" without having fucked or sucked your way into it. Such a job, though utterly pointless, takes skill - and not with a cock - in order to attain). Here, you're some badass biker broad with her custom-made avatar because she thinks having something specially made for her makes her "special" (here's a tip: it's not the symbol that makes you, it's what you show for it; so far, from the show I've seen, there's nothing to back-up all this hardcore shit you think you've got going for you). But in reality, behind the curtain that shields you from the eyes of the members here, you are nothing. You're just the regular girl that dirty old bastards such as myself visit every once in a while to get a marginally decent pole polishing. And you fucking know it. You'll never admit it, because doing so would destroy what little of a reputation you have left these days, but deep down you know I'm right.

And don't give me that shit about "oh, you know nothing about me." I'm on to your shit, and there's no escape.

I'll stick around just for you.