LOSING YOUR SHIT

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SHE PUSHED HIM!!!

Whoa. You might want to explain to her that touching another person in an offensive manner can lead to charges being brought against her.

Jail? I can only hope.

Seriously, my helping her has become a major time sucker and I'm going to have to break it to her that I've got other shit to do.

I took her to a gym to sign up and she kept asking the lady if somebody would be helping her and "do they have charts". I told her at least 3 times that somebody would walk her through the machines once and then if she had a specific question, she could ask it. Otherwise, I explained she was getting in to personal trainer territory which costs extra. She said "but what about charts"? I said, "B, I'll print you out some charts, ok"? The saleslady suddenly looks at me and says I can work out there for free for a month. B got all pissed and left because the lady offered me the free month (and it wasn't a about "her" anymore). I shrugged and said it wasn't a bad idea because we could work out together, take turns on the machines so I could help her. She said "yeah, but what about ME? Would you be watching ME"? I told her if she thought I was going to go to a gym and stand around watching her workout, she'd lost her fucking marbles.

Now suddenly she wants me to go with her, she doesn't care about the other stuff but could I pleeeease show her the cardio machines and we'll do that together for 30 minutes or so AND IT WILL BE SO MUCH FUN!!!!

Just shoot me.