I like to open with a joke.

[JsMom]

C'mon -- wake up, mamacita!

We've got a cat-burglary and a stick-up in progress here and you're on the verge of a siesta?

Have an energy-boosting brunch and you'll be ready for action; 3 cups of black coffee, a glass of water, four to six NoDoz tabs, two lines of coke...done.

I'm up, miss lady. I just thought the joke was boring. shrugs.

btw...I hate coffee, me and NoDoz don't mix (learned that one in my teens), and coke is never an option.