DONOVAN GOT MARRIED!

[sally]

Well, I'm very happy you found her because you had to kiss some toads to get here. So now I'll have to give up on my erotic fantasies of you. *sigh* 

You can keep those. I like thinking there's random women out there dreaming about me strapping on tool belts in slow motion...




I mean BESIDES Sally.

I never thought about that before, but now I’m picturing it to the Knight Rider theme song and I wouldn’t say that it’s a particularly pleasant thought. Congrats on the marriage!

That is EXACTLY how the honeymoon went. 
Actually I'm lying, we went to Vegas and saw two Dead and Co shows at the Sphere with my son and had a fucking blast. But I'm totally gonna try it tonight. And while I'm doing it I'm gonna imagine you in the corner going full Diddy while you watch.


That's how I say thank you.

You’re welcome, my pleasure. I think you should keep the handyman pouch off though, I just don’t see it working out too well and your wife probably won’t appreciate a screw stuck in her ass.