01-07-2026, 09:11 AM
This is probably going to far, im sure you dont have any.
This one sticks out for me.
I played for Rubery Hospital FC, in south Birmingham, we were a Brummy slapshot side, the film that had Paul Newman in it.
Anyway, we were playing a team from Wolverhampton, they were good, a passing team and started to slice us open. Strangely our winger was defending and in our penalty area, he brought down a winger who was weaving his way through.
He went down hard. Unfortunatley, our keeper, who had recently been released from jail on attempted murder, was rushing out feet first.
On the wingers descent to the turf, our keepers exposed studs hit him in the chest. It was ugly, he was down for 15 minutes a busted clavicle. On resumption, i got the ball, and one of their players tried to scythe me down hip high, i passed the ball and managed to evade, unfortunatley, i got the ball back and he tried again.
So i hit him, and the game was abandoned. I am not violent, but in that instance i lost it, violence communicates. We had regular riots on the pitch, we had many excitable players, that keeper i mentioned once chased an opponent the length of the pitch after the opponent tried to win a 50 50 ball.
I fully expect there to be no further entries here, i have one or two more.
I look forward to tales in the female dressing rooms, jolly hockey sticks being wielded, pants left hanging on hooks. Am i going to far?, i can never tell. Maybe Chang has one.
This one sticks out for me.
I played for Rubery Hospital FC, in south Birmingham, we were a Brummy slapshot side, the film that had Paul Newman in it.
Anyway, we were playing a team from Wolverhampton, they were good, a passing team and started to slice us open. Strangely our winger was defending and in our penalty area, he brought down a winger who was weaving his way through.
He went down hard. Unfortunatley, our keeper, who had recently been released from jail on attempted murder, was rushing out feet first.
On the wingers descent to the turf, our keepers exposed studs hit him in the chest. It was ugly, he was down for 15 minutes a busted clavicle. On resumption, i got the ball, and one of their players tried to scythe me down hip high, i passed the ball and managed to evade, unfortunatley, i got the ball back and he tried again.
So i hit him, and the game was abandoned. I am not violent, but in that instance i lost it, violence communicates. We had regular riots on the pitch, we had many excitable players, that keeper i mentioned once chased an opponent the length of the pitch after the opponent tried to win a 50 50 ball.
I fully expect there to be no further entries here, i have one or two more.
I look forward to tales in the female dressing rooms, jolly hockey sticks being wielded, pants left hanging on hooks. Am i going to far?, i can never tell. Maybe Chang has one.