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#41
06-01-2014, 11:07 PM
I knew what she was referencing, I just didn't think it was funny. Or clever.
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#42
06-02-2014, 02:09 AM
It's not that funny, it's just a saying I threw out there.
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06-02-2014, 09:54 AM
Sayings are like vibrators sometimes they buzz and sometimes they don't.
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06-02-2014, 05:52 PM
Welcome to mock Shredd.
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06-02-2014, 06:33 PM
(06-02-2014, 09:54 AM)Maggot Wrote: Sayings are like vibrators sometimes they buzz and sometimes they don't.

Or vibatory's in Ramseys world.
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#46
06-02-2014, 06:46 PM
(06-02-2014, 06:33 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 09:54 AM)Maggot Wrote: Sayings are like vibrators sometimes they buzz and sometimes they don't.

Or vibatory's in Ramseys world.

hah
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06-02-2014, 06:55 PM
(06-02-2014, 06:46 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 06:33 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 09:54 AM)Maggot Wrote: Sayings are like vibrators sometimes they buzz and sometimes they don't.

Or vibatory's in Ramseys world.

hah

Either way, you're still a prude.
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06-02-2014, 06:56 PM
You don't know that....maybe I save it all up and let it all out for the real thing!
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06-02-2014, 07:03 PM
(06-02-2014, 06:55 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 06:46 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 06:33 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 09:54 AM)Maggot Wrote: Sayings are like vibrators sometimes they buzz and sometimes they don't.

Or vibatory's in Ramseys world.

hah

Either way, you're still a prude.


This is true.
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06-02-2014, 07:05 PM
(06-02-2014, 06:56 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You don't know that....maybe I save it all up and let it all out for the real thing!


Haha...like you saved it all up for a gay man. I'm guessing he was straight before he met you. Now, go to sleep and have some more bad sex.
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06-02-2014, 07:09 PM
(06-02-2014, 06:56 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You don't know that....maybe I save it all up and let it all out for the real thing!

You know women don't get a set number of orgasms. It's not like you need to save them so you don't use them all up. Get a vibrator. It will be good for you.
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06-02-2014, 07:11 PM


Sex has replaced poop! I am so happy about that! 19

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06-02-2014, 07:12 PM
(06-02-2014, 07:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 06:56 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You don't know that....maybe I save it all up and let it all out for the real thing!

You know women don't get a set number of orgasms. It's not like you need to save them so you don't use them all up. Get a vibrator. It will be good for you.

I sent her a double dildo for Christmas...she's lying if she says she doesn't use it.
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06-02-2014, 07:19 PM
(06-02-2014, 07:12 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 07:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 06:56 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You don't know that....maybe I save it all up and let it all out for the real thing!

You know women don't get a set number of orgasms. It's not like you need to save them so you don't use them all up. Get a vibrator. It will be good for you.

I sent her a double dildo for Christmas...she's lying if she says she doesn't use it.

I sent it 'Returned to Sender' to you and if deny you haven't used it, YOU'RE lying!
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#55
06-02-2014, 07:26 PM
You should have kept it. Or exchanged it for a single. I'm not into ass penetration either. You really don't know what you're missing.
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06-02-2014, 07:45 PM
(06-02-2014, 07:19 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 07:12 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 07:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 06:56 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You don't know that....maybe I save it all up and let it all out for the real thing!

You know women don't get a set number of orgasms. It's not like you need to save them so you don't use them all up. Get a vibrator. It will be good for you.

I sent her a double dildo for Christmas...she's lying if she says she doesn't use it.

I sent it 'Returned to Sender' to you and if deny you haven't used it, YOU'RE lying!


Jesus...come back when you're having PMS...you're so much more fun. Quit stealing my lines.
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#57
06-02-2014, 07:55 PM
I'd tell you I've used it, but I'd be lying.
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