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Hi oh wonderful peeps of Mock.Found y'all while googling the Petit murders.Let's see..what can I say to pique your interests in lil 'ol me...nope got nothin.
So, I've been lurking Lady Cop's cell block for a few weeks.
I enjoy reading Mockster's varying, insightful opinions on the different threads there.
Ok..I'm ready for my grouphug now!!
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What your gonna get in here doesn't qualify as a hug in most courtrooms
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(09-08-2014, 01:28 AM)IroningBroad Wrote: Hi oh wonderful peeps of Mock.Found y'all while googling the Petit murders.Let's see..what can I say to pique your interests in lil 'ol me...nope got nothin.
So, I've been lurking Lady Cop's cell block for a few weeks.
I enjoy reading Mockster's varying, insightful opinions on the different threads there.
Ok..I'm ready for my grouphug now!!
Hi there
I feel like I should offer a lovely greeting but I've got nothing. I'm finding it difficult to even work up any interest. You're like a black person or an Asian or a Mexican, all you newbies look the same to me. This newbie forum is like cooking to me. I just can't get into it. I'm sorry but that's just the way it is. It bores the fuck out of me, consequently I have no fucks to give.
I'm glad you had enough sense to start an intro thread, many don't so that's a plus in your favor. Have you read any of Mock outside of the crime forum? If you sign out you can see all of the public forums.
Members are Mockers not Mocksters.
Who do you support, Israel or Palestine?
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Let me try this again -
Welcome to Mock, IroningBroad! I'm happy to have you. 
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Hi Duchess! I wish I could pick one side or another in the whole Israel/Palestine conflict.I think we should continue working towards a two state solution.Palestine needs to stop lobbing missiles into civilian areas.Israel needs to start taking a more humane approach when going after Hamas militants in Palestine and not slaughtering so many innocent people in the process.
Also, I didn't know you could access the rest of Mock by logging out.I haven't logged out since I made the account....
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Hi Ironingbroad! 
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Welcome IroningBroad.
I won't press you, but feel free to let off some steam in LC's Cell Block when you feel passionately about a case.
So, how do you feel about public breast feeding and corn-loving crab-art?
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(09-08-2014, 09:50 AM)Maggot Wrote: Hi Ironingbroad!
Hi Maggot!
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(09-08-2014, 10:17 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Welcome IroningBroad.
I won't press you, but feel free to let off some steam in LC's Cell Block when you feel passionately about a case.
So, how do you feel about public breast feeding and corn-loving crab-art?
Hi HOTD! Well..bf'ing in public's really NBD imo.A flash of tit here and there never hurt anyone.
As for corn lovin crab-art ..you lost me there..what is it? Should I google it?
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(09-08-2014, 10:48 AM)IroningBroad Wrote: Hi HOTD! Well..bf'ing in public's really NBD imo.A flash of tit here and there never hurt anyone.
As for corn lovin crab-art ..you lost me there..what is it? Should I google it?
Yeah, the public breast-feeding thing doesn't ruffle my feathers either. It's those damned breast-fed babies always acting all superior to the bottle-suckers that really needs to stop!
Big Sal's accepting feedback on her new wall art down in the Soup Chicken Kitchen sub-forum. Log out and check out the "I bought this painting" thread if you wanna see sally's crabs and weigh in.
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Simply Welcome IB.
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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Irritable bowel.
Juvenile tendencies. 
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This is the closest you get to a group hug here. 
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I wanna be nosy, too.
Fluff or Jelly?
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Irritable bowel made me chuckle
Cannongal I'm definitely a jelly person.I lurve me some jelly!
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HOTD, I saw Sally's crabby picture and kind of think it looks like a vagina. Guess there's nothin' like eating a big bowl of cheerios in the morning and crabby vag art staring back at you from the kitchen wall.
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Well, I didn't see a vagina in that painting.
Maybe you just associate crabs and corn cobs with vaginas due to personal experience?
Art is open to interpretation.
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(09-08-2014, 02:29 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: HOTD, I saw Sally's crabby picture and kind of think it looks like a vagina. Guess there's nothin' like eating a big bowl of cheerios in the morning and crabby vag art staring back at you from the kitchen wall.
And with one swift post, sex is officially ruined for Clang, possibly forever.
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You've never even had sex you fat fuck. I hope that crab picture creeps into your mind every time you jerk off.
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I would like to call someone a fat fuck.
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