I know that I don't know you guys very well...

[Som Yung Ho]

But due to a NY prank going horribly wrong I have a full toilet roll jammed way up in the toilet. Its too far up to get it out and I'm way to fuckin lazy to go buy some toilet unblocking shit. I'm sick of crapping in the shower so anyone got any ideas how to sort this out I will love you long time.

[BigMark]

Using a foot macerator?

[Som Yung Ho]

Its waaaaaay up, in the curvy pipe bit I'm guessing.

[Duchess]

Get a snake and work it.

[Som Yung Ho]

A snake?

[Duchess]

A snake?

Yes, a plumber's snake, I think is the correct term.

"A plumber's snake is a slender, flexible auger used to dislodge clogs in plumbing. The plumber's snake is often reserved for difficult clogs that cannot be loosened with a plunger. It is also sometimes called a toilet jack."

[Carsman]

Plumbers Snake, see link below, and Hi welcome!



http://www.discountsewercable.com/



Whoops, looks like we both posted at the same time.

[Som Yung Ho]

Thanks guys. I think Ill go get one. If I was to go buy something it was going to be drain cleaner shit but I think that snake thing would be better and ya never know when I'm going to fuck the toilet up again.


Tech bullshit to the rescue! Do you take stolen credit card?

[sally]

I don't think it's necessary to shit in the shower, you could just call a plumber. I once got a sting ray stuck in my toilet, it died in my aquarium and I thought it was small enough to flush down. Not so. I called Roto Rooter and he got it out of there in 2 seconds for 98 bucks.

[Som Yung Ho]

Fuck paying for a plumber. Ill have a go with one of those snake things. Ive been hacking at it with a coat hanger but its getting a bit gross.

[Blindgreed1]

This guy can help you do it yourself.
https://www.facebook.com/brad.maynard.3/...590657588/

[Duchess]

Ill have a go with one of those snake things. Ive been hacking at it with a coat hanger but its getting a bit gross.

So..did you go get a snake or are you still living with a revolting mess?

[Som Yung Ho]

Snake didn't help so I started shitting in the shower. Today I pulled the whole fuckin toilet off the floor and found the bog roll tamponed in the pipe in the floor. Lucky I got it in time or I'd be in the........................... shit.

[Duchess]

Pooping in the shower? Jeez Louise. Go out under a bush or somethin'.

[Som Yung Ho]

Then I got nothing to wipe my pumpkin on. Its all good in the shower. Make a turd burger. Squish it down the plug hole with your foot. Wash bum. That snake came in handy there a couple of times. Very much like John Key, my plug hole was totally full of shit.

[Clang McFly]

Then I got nothing to wipe my pumpkin on. Its all good in the shower. Make a turd burger. Squish it down the plug hole with your foot. Wash bum. That snake came in handy there a couple of times. Very much like John Key, my plug hole was totally full of shit.

What happens when the shit eventually clogs the shower drain? You going to start pooping in the sink?

[Som Yung Ho]

Ive fixed the toilet now... keep up!

[Duchess]

What happens when the shit eventually clogs the shower drain? You going to start pooping in the sink?

Fuck. Just what the holy fuck. PoopPoopPoop.

[Clang McFly]

Ive fixed the toilet now... keep up!

Ok.

Oh...I just realized that as I was judging you for your poor pooping choices, I forgot that I sometimes pee in my wastebasket or a towel so I don't have to change out of my bra nd panties to go to the bathroom.

PeePeePee....sorry in advance, Duchess.

[Som Yung Ho]

A towel??? Does it hold it all? Are you a light pee-er?