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the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread
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#141
04-27-2022, 06:38 AM
(04-27-2022, 04:33 AM)BigMark Wrote: Can I stick my big throbbing thumb in ice?

*nods* You probably should.
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04-27-2022, 06:39 AM
(04-27-2022, 06:36 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Can I borrow a feeling?

https://youtu.be/nMW0xcKR9qo

Yes. I'll share my feels with you.
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04-27-2022, 06:41 AM
(04-27-2022, 06:39 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-27-2022, 06:36 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Can I borrow a feeling?

https://youtu.be/nMW0xcKR9qo

Yes. I'll share my feels with you.

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04-27-2022, 03:58 PM
(04-27-2022, 06:38 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-27-2022, 04:33 AM)BigMark Wrote: Can I stick my big throbbing thumb in ice?

*nods* You probably should.

That would feel good.

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#145
04-27-2022, 03:59 PM
I felt so violated

I had to fuck myself twice

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#146
04-27-2022, 10:14 PM
Three times a lady.
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#147
04-30-2022, 10:22 AM
5522           It took me a long time to figure out what that meant. An old guy. a customer at work would text that whenever he finished a text.
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#148
04-30-2022, 11:14 AM
Well what does it mean? An angry customer called me up years ago and asked what's my C.O.B. I didn't know what he was talking about because it was the first time I ever heard someone say that so I politely said excuse me and he screamed at me CLOSE OF BUSINESS! Would it have killed you to just ask what time we close, you grumpy old fuck.
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04-30-2022, 01:45 PM
It means 10-4 I'm so sick of anachronisms.
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04-30-2022, 04:39 PM
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04-30-2022, 06:26 PM
My tooth is hurting and I can see some mild swelling in the area around my nose and cheek. I used the water pik and rinsed with peroxide. Please God make this go away, I dont want to go to the dentist.
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04-30-2022, 07:02 PM
Oh no. Tooth pain is the absolute worst! The swelling indicates infection and you need an antibiotic. Go to the pet store and get some Fishmox, it is identical to amoxicillin. I swear I'm not kidding.
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04-30-2022, 11:38 PM
Go to the dentist!

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05-01-2022, 01:31 AM
(04-30-2022, 06:26 PM)sally Wrote: My tooth is hurting and I can see some mild swelling in the area around my nose and cheek. I used the water pik and rinsed with peroxide. Please God make this go away, I dont want to go to the dentist.

Don't go to the dentist! Wait until it gets worse and swells up so bad it looks like you have chipmunk cheeks, and post pics.





Just kidding.....GO TO THE MOTHER FUCKING DENTIST YA CRAZY LADY!
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05-01-2022, 01:53 AM
I keep the fish amoxacilillin around just in case.
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#156
05-01-2022, 05:26 AM
(05-01-2022, 01:53 AM)BigMark Wrote: I keep the fish amoxacilillin around just in case.

So do I.

Nobody likes the dentist, but they are a necessary evil.
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#157
05-01-2022, 06:15 AM
I keep thinking about Sally's toothache. A toothache is the worst pain I've ever felt in my life and I feel so sorry for her having to go through that.
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05-01-2022, 06:34 PM
I'm in fort lauderdale on another bowling tournament with Jayne. I might just have to stop at an aquarium store because it's getting worse, not better.
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05-01-2022, 06:57 PM
(05-01-2022, 06:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm in fort lauderdale on another bowling tournament with Jayne. I might just have to stop at an aquarium store because it's getting worse, not better.

Your pain is being caused by the swelling and it's the infection that is making it swell. Take away the infection, the swelling will go down and your pain will go away. I hope you can find the fishmox, hopefully 500MG. Take one every 6-8 hours. Don't double up and think that will be helpful, it won't and it will make you poop your pants.
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#160
05-01-2022, 07:24 PM
Well the last thing I need is to shit myself now. I started my period on top of everything else too.
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