Hey Chang.

[sally]

This is some Hannibal Lecter shit. Hannibal Lecter VS Dahmer, who are you putting your money on?

[Clang McFly]

Superchangafragilisticexpialidocious

What happened to your sense of humour?  At least your communicating chang, even if i dont understand what your saying.  Humour is a way of keeping people away.  Deeply sensitive old chum.  As for not being trusted i dont know what that means, i think your saying im dodgy, that you wouldnt leave your daughter with me, or ask me too look after money.

How wrong is that.    As for biting duchess, you must have spent a lot of time with chang to know he doesnt bite.

If i was trussed up in a straight jacket, id be trying to bite something, and be frothing at the mouth.  With wild eyes, cursing like a glasgow sailor.  

Do you work at the airfield chang. ?  Can you be sure im not behind you?      Only joking.

My sense of humor is fine. Ok maybe a little weird,lame,immature and if I let loose a little, sometimes dark.....

Noone ever knows what I'm saying. Imagine that! The quiet, socially awkward, virgin,late bloomer, crossdressing weirdo has trouble communicating. My mom loved to talk. Rarely let me get a word in edgewise then wondered why I'm so quiet.

If you insist I bite, might as well bite you. *Chomp* Ewwww....sour, bitter, rotten deep fried pig nuts and asshole.

[Piglet]

Superchangafragilisticexpialidocious

What happened to your sense of humour?  At least your communicating chang, even if i dont understand what your saying.  Humour is a way of keeping people away.  Deeply sensitive old chum.  As for not being trusted i dont know what that means, i think your saying im dodgy, that you wouldnt leave your daughter with me, or ask me too look after money.

How wrong is that.    As for biting duchess, you must have spent a lot of time with chang to know he doesnt bite.

If i was trussed up in a straight jacket, id be trying to bite something, and be frothing at the mouth.  With wild eyes, cursing like a glasgow sailor.  

Do you work at the airfield chang. ?  Can you be sure im not behind you?      Only joking.

My sense of humor is fine. Ok maybe a little weird,lame,immature and if I let loose a little, sometimes dark.....

Noone ever knows what I'm saying. Imagine that! The quiet, socially awkward, virgin,late bloomer, crossdressing weirdo has trouble communicating. My mom loved to talk. Rarely let me get a word in edgewise then wondered why I'm so quiet.

If you insist I bite, might as well bite you. *Chomp* Ewwww....sour, bitter, rotten deep fried pig nuts and asshole.

Excellent, you are communicating very effectively, and a temper too.  You sound like an INFJ type.  Type  infj type into youtube and compare that to yourself, or infp.   Those types are late bloomers, but when they do they become god like.  You might be an intj.  

The problem with introverted types,  is that you come to a conclusion early on in life wrongly, about yourself, and stick to it.    Being an introvert means that early on in life its hard to be more extrovert, it takes time, and development is slow.

But when you do, watch out world.    When you realise who you really are its enormously liberating, like getting out of Lompoc jail.

There, i may have changed your life.  If i havent, it will change in time, once youve read this you cant unread it.  Or not look into what im saying.  Its not about your mother. 

Your welcome.

[Clang McFly]

Superchangafragilisticexpialidocious

What happened to your sense of humour?  At least your communicating chang, even if i dont understand what your saying.  Humour is a way of keeping people away.  Deeply sensitive old chum.  As for not being trusted i dont know what that means, i think your saying im dodgy, that you wouldnt leave your daughter with me, or ask me too look after money.

How wrong is that.    As for biting duchess, you must have spent a lot of time with chang to know he doesnt bite.

If i was trussed up in a straight jacket, id be trying to bite something, and be frothing at the mouth.  With wild eyes, cursing like a glasgow sailor.  

Do you work at the airfield chang. ?  Can you be sure im not behind you?      Only joking.

My sense of humor is fine. Ok maybe a little weird,lame,immature and if I let loose a little, sometimes dark.....

Noone ever knows what I'm saying. Imagine that! The quiet, socially awkward, virgin,late bloomer, crossdressing weirdo has trouble communicating. My mom loved to talk. Rarely let me get a word in edgewise then wondered why I'm so quiet.

If you insist I bite, might as well bite you. *Chomp* Ewwww....sour, bitter, rotten deep fried pig nuts and asshole.

Excellent, you are communicating very effectively, and a temper too.  You sound like an INFJ type.  Type  infj type into youtube and compare that to yourself, or infp.   Those types are late bloomers, but when they do they become god like.  You might be an intj.  

The problem with introverted types,  is that you come to a conclusion early on in life wrongly, about yourself, and stick to it.    Being an introvert means that early on in life its hard to be more extrovert, it takes time, and development is slow.

But when you do, watch out world.    When you realise who you really are its enormously liberating, like getting out of Lompoc jail.

There, i may have changed your life.  If i havent, it will change in time, once youve read this you cant unread it.  Or not look into what im saying.  Its not about your mother. 

Your welcome.

You haven't really changed my life. I've been working on myself for the last few years. I'm alot less anxious than I used to be. I don't let the bad things affect me as much as much as they used to. And my occasional temper? Side effect of being a white knight, people pleasing nice guy most of the time and my wish to be more like the asshole bad boy the ladies like.

My friend Mike and my brother changed my life, they got me to go out more instead of watching TV and playing on my phone/computer.

[Duchess]

I've always found you to be outgoing & charming. You have a better social life than I do. I like you just the way you are, don't go changing, Clang, you're good enough right now and you always have been.

[Clang McFly]

I've always found you to be outgoing & charming. You have a better social life than I do. I like you just the way you are, don't go changing, Clang, you're good enough right now and you always have been.

I'm much more outgoing online. You'd probably hate how quiet and boring I am in real life.

[Duchess]

I'm much more outgoing online. You'd probably hate how quiet and boring I am in real life.

Nah, I'd appreciate it because I'm the same way. I'm much more "vocal" online than I am in real-life. I can't think around people who talk incessantly. It's like walking into someone's home and seeing an explosion of color everywhere. My brain short circuits.

[Clang McFly]

I'm much more outgoing online. You'd probably hate how quiet and boring I am in real life.

Nah, I'd appreciate it because I'm the same way. I'm much more "vocal" online than I am in real-life. I can't think around people who talk incessantly. It's like walking into someone's home and seeing an explosion of color everywhere. My brain short circuits.

[Piglet]

I havent changed you chang, not yet.  Change is inevitable, not to change is seriously unhealthy, or resisting it.  If my ten year old self met myself today i would deny that it was me.  Assertion creates self esteem and confidence.  

Now tell me to shove the Myers Briggs foundation up my rear end.

I mean it literally.  We all have a mountain to climb, not doing so keeps you stuck.   Maybe worse.

[Clang McFly]

I havent changed you chang, not yet.  Change is inevitable, not to change is seriously unhealthy, or resisting it.  If my ten year old self met myself today i would deny that it was me.  Assertion creates self esteem and confidence.  

Now tell me to shove the Myers Briggs foundation up my rear end.

I mean it literally.  We all have a mountain to climb, not doing so keeps you stuck.   Maybe worse.

I'm getting better at changing. It's just a slow slow process. I'll be finished when I'm 90, finally have sex and make a retarded sperm dust baby.

[MirahM]

Anyone ever listen to Loveline with Dr Drew and Adam Carolla back in the day?

[BigMark]

Once or twice, btw adam is discreetly republican.

[Duchess]

Anyone ever listen to Loveline with Dr Drew and Adam Carolla back in the day?

No, I've never heard of 'em.

[Piglet]

I havent changed you chang, not yet.  Change is inevitable, not to change is seriously unhealthy, or resisting it.  If my ten year old self met myself today i would deny that it was me.  Assertion creates self esteem and confidence.  

Now tell me to shove the Myers Briggs foundation up my rear end.

I mean it literally.  We all have a mountain to climb, not doing so keeps you stuck.   Maybe worse.

I'm getting better at changing. It's just a slow slow process. I'll be finished when I'm 90, finally have sex and make a retarded sperm dust baby.

Oh, i see the problem.  Knocking a round off is a milestone.  You need a mate to go on the hunt, with a bit of confidence its not hard as long as your presentable.  You need to ditch your current appearence and go a bit up market, a bit of sophistication goes a long way.

Unfortunately you dont have an english accent, success guaranteed there.    You are missing out on the joys of bonking, and all that goes with that.  Bonking with someone you care for is like reaching for the stars and getting there.

As well as having your heart broken, another milestone.   You need to get in the game immediately, like now.

If i was over there we would be hitting the bars of Williamsburg, id get you shagged in a week.

Alternatively you could fly to Amsterdam and get laid there.  I went there when i was in my early 20s, but funked it, i wouldnt now.   Those babes are drop dead gorgeous, and sit in shop windows.   Bonking is no big deal really, bonking and caring is.

Join a dating agency, or speak to the girl next door.   You need a good shagging ASAP.  You wont move on without it.

[Clang McFly]

I had a friend promise to help get me laid in Atlantic City. 5 years later nothing but broken promises.

[MirahM]

Once or twice, btw adam is discreetly republican.

Yeah, whatever don't care.

I just like the part where Dr Drew and Adam would be listening to a caller's story and at some point Dr. Drew would just say, "Perfectly normal, perfectly fine" after hearing some messed up shit.

This is the point I am saying now.

[BigMark]

I got ya now, sorry.

[MirahM]

Don't be sorry man! Its cool.

[Piglet]

I had a friend promise to help get me laid in Atlantic City. 5 years later nothing but broken promises.

You need to start to reinvent yourself.  New clothes, i dont know whats good over there, but you cant buy cheap.   Leather and sports jackets were good in my time.  I have two leather jackets now, it smacks of masculinity and wealth.  Widen your social circle,  join clubs, go to night clubs on your own.   I used to go to night clubs with mates, but getting lucky means you leave without them anyway.

When in i lived in Birmingham there was  a ballroom with live music, stuffed with totty, i hope you dont mind me using english terms, on my own, good music if nothing else.  Most blokes are too timid, have the mindset of a predator, ask and it will be given.   Its all a numbers game, someone will say yes.    Ask enough, and the love of your life will come along.  Its like blanket bombing.   Funny how the minute you get in a club success is immediate, then it tales off.

You cant do what i did.  Chat someone up, at 10.pm, then do it again at 1-00pm, and forget you did it at 10-00.

Now is all that matters, think positively, its your currency of now, thinking creates feeling, think well and all will be delivered, you create your own reality.  Think negative, and that will deliver also.

Get it right,  get a good vibe from yourself, and women will come to you.    Lavender after shave is good.

[MirahM]

What is it with people trying to change Clang