THE 2023 THREAD NO ONE WANTED TO MAKE

[Duchess]

I watched a moose shed his antlers and it scared him so bad he ran away.   

[Clang McFly]

I watched a moose shed his antlers and it scared him so bad he ran away.   

Kind of like the first time I popped a boner.

[Duchess]

Today's phantom smell is vinegar. It smells like pickles are being canned.

[MirahM]

So wierd

[BigMark]

canned pickles was my stage name

[Duchess]

So wierd

You ain't kiddin'. I don't know what to think about this. I feel fine and I hope it's just a quirk. I've been experiencing phantom smells for a long time now.

[Clang McFly]

Today's phantom smell is vinegar. It smells like pickles are being canned.

So jealous. I wish my apartment and farts smelled like pickles. Oh well at least my pee smells like coffee.

[Duchess]

*face palm*

[MirahM]

I managed to lock myself out this morning.
Soooooooo funny
at least I was dressed and I had shoes on (but not boots!)

I was able to push open one of the windows and grab a ladder and get in while the cat watched in concern.

[aussiefriend]

I watched a moose shed his antlers and it scared him so bad he ran away.   

Kind of like the first time I popped a boner.

Why the hell does he always do this? What is he morphing into Jeffrey Dahmer now? Is this where we are heading with Clang? I mean, I know he was going through some transitional phase, but this is too much for general public consumption.

[MirahM]

Srsly.

I went to a Christmas function and my neighbor went with. Every conversation she had to dominate and tell about some tragic thing that happened in her life. We were talking about cars and driving and suddenly she had to tell about her 5 accidents and run ins with deer. IN GRUESOME DETAIL.
Lady we dont' want that!
Clang, we don't want that! (But you do you and keep posting whatever you want because this is the place for it and I just scroll on by)

[Clang McFly]

I watched a moose shed his antlers and it scared him so bad he ran away.   

Kind of like the first time I popped a boner.

Why the hell does he always do this? What is he morphing into Jeffrey Dahmer now? Is this where we are heading with Clang? I mean, I know he was going through some transitional phase, but this is too much for general public consumption.

Most of my Facebook lady friends and in real life lady friends find my crassness and immature inappropriate humor and dialogue funny and charming. Just when I think I have this socialization thing figured out someone or someones comes to poop on my party....oh well.....looks like I'm dying single and happy after all.

[BigMark]

We can't allow that, and won't.

[aussiefriend]

I watched a moose shed his antlers and it scared him so bad he ran away.   

Kind of like the first time I popped a boner.

Why the hell does he always do this? What is he morphing into Jeffrey Dahmer now? Is this where we are heading with Clang? I mean, I know he was going through some transitional phase, but this is too much for general public consumption.

Most of my Facebook lady friends and in real life lady friends find my crassness and immature inappropriate humor and dialogue funny and charming. Just when I think I have this socialization thing figured out someone or someones comes to poop on my party....oh well.....looks like I'm dying single and happy after all.

Clang, you are in the USA. The place is crawling with desperate women, I doubt you will die single.

Some lucky girl out there is going to share her frocks with you and laugh at your toilet humour.

[Clang McFly]

I watched a moose shed his antlers and it scared him so bad he ran away.   

Kind of like the first time I popped a boner.

Why the hell does he always do this? What is he morphing into Jeffrey Dahmer now? Is this where we are heading with Clang? I mean, I know he was going through some transitional phase, but this is too much for general public consumption.

Most of my Facebook lady friends and in real life lady friends find my crassness and immature inappropriate humor and dialogue funny and charming. Just when I think I have this socialization thing figured out someone or someones comes to poop on my party....oh well.....looks like I'm dying single and happy after all.

Clang, you are in the USA. The place is crawling with desperate women, I doubt you will die single.

Some  lucky girl out there is going to share her frocks with you and laugh at your toilet humour.

Murder your babies, stay out of my mangina happenis decisions.

[aussiefriend]

This is why you are single Clang, you can't spell for shit.

[Clang McFly]

This is why you are single Clang, you can't spell for shit.

I can spell. It's called wordplay, you cuntaroo.

[aussiefriend]

I can spell. It's called wordplay

No Clang, it's called bullshit, and I'm calling bullshit on your big fat lie. Just like Trump mansplaining why he said Obama instead of Biden as "sarcastic", you are trying to squirm out by creating a fiction. By the way, "wordplay" is not a word. If you mean 'word play', I'll just go on ahead and assume you are talking out of your arse.

[MirahM]

That is his favorite topic.

[aussiefriend]

talking out of his arse? Or word play?