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The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread
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#501
05-11-2025, 02:22 AM
(05-10-2025, 09:23 AM)Duchess Wrote: Oak is a hard wood so you should be able to count on 18-24 inches a year.

That's what she said! hah
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#502
05-11-2025, 03:25 AM
I went to a party last Saturday night, I didn't get laid, I got into a fight. It ain't no big thing!

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05-11-2025, 03:28 AM
Actually it was last night, not tonight and I didn't get into a fight.
I smoked cigarettes and drank fake beer and got a little buzz and it felt so good.

Parked on the road, got a ride with Mandy and her hot jeep
rode up the hill
saw lots of people
and we shut the place down
that's how we do it
left my car at the bottom of the hill
got a ride home
in Mandy's cute red jeep
wiped the make up off my face
and went to sleep

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#504
05-11-2025, 12:44 PM
(05-10-2025, 06:07 PM)sally Wrote: Yeah, that.

I don't believe that, but I don't have to, right. You haven't been happy in years.
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05-11-2025, 12:45 PM
(05-11-2025, 03:28 AM)MirahM Wrote: Actually it was last night, not tonight and I didn't get into a fight.
I smoked cigarettes and drank fake beer and got a little buzz and it felt so good.

Parked on the road, got a ride with Mandy and her hot jeep
rode up the hill
saw lots of people
and we shut the place down
that's how we do it
left my car at the bottom of the hill
got a ride home
in Mandy's cute red jeep
wiped the make up off my face
and went to sleep

Woooo. You took a walk on the wild side, huh.
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05-11-2025, 06:47 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's not safe to fly right now, kids. 
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#507
05-11-2025, 06:49 PM
(05-11-2025, 02:22 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's what she said! hah

I knew that was coming immediately after posting it. I didn't know it would be you tho.
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05-11-2025, 06:55 PM
(05-11-2025, 06:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-11-2025, 02:22 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's what she said! hah

I knew that was coming immediately after posting it. I didn't know it would be you tho.

I'm surprised Mark didn't beat me to it. Especially since I took like a 24 hour break from posting to sleep, grocery shop, and watch wrestling and smoke cigars with friends.
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05-12-2025, 12:53 AM
So as I mentioned in here we have a contractor coming over tomorrow to investigate a leak under our master bedroom shower and/or toilet.

TODAY, my husband announces he’s going to the hardware store to a wax ring or something for that toilet (and I remind him about the contractor). He says “well it’s been bugging me for months” and does it. Then he tells me he’s going back to the hardware store to get some replacement trim for around the shower. And I confess, I mention the contractor again. Then he got the wrong replacement trim and was going BACK to the hardware store for the 3rd time and I’m like “since you’re putting all this effort in, should I postpone the contractor”?

His head spun and he snapped “do you want to mention the contractor AGAIN”?!?!

My brain at this age:

x-y+10-.33333x4=

Fucker’s masculinity panties were in a bunch!

There was a time when I wouldn’t have so quickly realized it. Made me laugh.

Of course I reminded him about the contractor one more time later. Because…I’m nice that way.
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05-12-2025, 01:19 AM
It might be time for you to start wearing the man-panties.
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05-12-2025, 01:50 AM
My wife is fucking




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ANNOYING!
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#512
05-12-2025, 08:56 AM
oh and you are totally normal Mark. Gimme a break.
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05-12-2025, 09:22 AM
Why do you have to be such a bitch?
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05-12-2025, 10:23 AM
(05-12-2025, 09:22 AM)BigMark Wrote: Why do you have to be such a bitch?

She cunt help it.
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05-12-2025, 10:34 AM
Weird. I never see that side of her.  Smiley_emoticons_smile
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05-12-2025, 12:37 PM
(05-12-2025, 10:34 AM)Duchess Wrote: Weird. I never see that side of her.  Smiley_emoticons_smile

It's because you see the good in everyone(except that POS Trump). That's why this crossdressing weirdo(me) was not banned from here years ago. Ladycop was like that too.
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05-12-2025, 01:28 PM
She fell from a cunt tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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05-12-2025, 01:41 PM
Then she bounced over to a nut tree.
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05-12-2025, 02:20 PM
(05-12-2025, 01:28 PM)BigMark Wrote: She fell from a cunt tree and hit every branch on the way down.

(05-12-2025, 01:41 PM)sally Wrote: Then she bounced over to a nut tree.

hah 28 39
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05-12-2025, 03:19 PM
Sure enough water was seeping out particularly under our toilet but also it’s gotten behind the baseboards near the shower. So he says he’s temporarily patching crap but we need to replace the rotted subfloor which means tearing up the tile in there which since it’s one giant space means…

We’re looking at a complete bathroom remodel. It’s such a big area (and oddly set up…two doors leading in to back-to-back his/her vanities and cabinets, with closets behind each on both sides) that we’re gonna have to get an architect probably.

This sucks. Major costs and HUGE inconvenience. Grrr.
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