Woman forced to breastfeed puppies.

[username]

Sweetheart, your ass is so big that I could have my entire condo in your ass and there would still be room to park the car. Don't pretend you don't like the attention.
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Hey, just because it might be able to accept an 18 wheeler doesn't mean I want it there.

Consider yourself farted out.


:B

[SyberBitch]

Jesus Christ, now Syber's hitting on username... she really IS a slut!

Aww come on... give us a kiss

[LuMPyPussy]

Where?

[SyberBitch]

Where?

Your choice, but blindfold me first. I want it to be a surprise.

[Jurassic]

Frank's more interested in making my skin into a little coat for himself... if you don't hear from me again, look in a pit in Frank's basement.
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I thought Frank was trying to sneak in your back passage.

[twisteroo]

Twat!

Now there is a word that doesn't get nearly enough use.