Obeying the powers

[Duchess]

Well I?e got balls. Heh heh but I'm blind right now.

[Fibonacci Prima]

This smells funny...like old bullshit.

[Lady Cop]

hi Mary. you have found my weak spot by claiming to be a crime junkie. however, i have been burned lately by newbies who want to join, oh they just looooove the crime forum, then once i make them members they never come back and post. so now you have to suffer a while for that.
if i make you a member anytime soon, are you going to disappoint me as well? if so, i will track you down and tase you with my cute little taser thingy.

[IMaDick]

well, i just checked my crotchal region. It's not me. Shew. Just imagine my surprise had I been packing.

You're either a cocksucker or a cocksucker I know it doesn't seem like you have a choice but that's just the way it is so get over it and

Pick one you packageless twat, which one are you?

[Duchess]

This smells funny...like old bullshit.

We have a winna!

[Duchess]

skanky

No desire to tell me how much I smell like Casey's trunk?

[BlueTiki]

Who a maroon?

Bitches what kill their children?

[Jinxie]

Hullo. I am introducing myself as per instructions.

My name is Mary and I am a recovering lurker.

My turn-ons are Pop-Tarts, red meat and air conditioning.

My turn-offs are loud noises, polyester and bitches what kill their children and get away with it.

Hi Mary,

Nice to meet you. Like you I am coming out from the cloak of lurkdom! Love red meat and pop-tarts, also cannot stand bitches who get away with murder!

[Mary]

Weeeeeeell........let's see: yes, I do suck cock, and rather well, I'm told. And I will confess that I may not be a constant daily poster at Mock. I tend to get all fired up and spend a sick amount to time posting on a board, and then take a break for a week or so in order to go to work or clean my house. So if that affects my full membership being granted, I get that. *braces for tasing*
As for smelling like old bullshit, I am sure it's not me. I showered a week ago Saturday. Well, I got rained on....same thing.

[Duchess]

Love red meat

Carnivore! Grrrr

[Duchess]

So if that affects my full membership being granted, I get that.

I can promise you that the amount of time you have to participate in Mock will have no bearing on your membership status. Nope, it wouldn't be that at all.

[Fibonacci Prima]

Hey "Mary", what kind of beer do you drink? Something in a specially lined can, perhaps?

[Mary]

Hey "Mary", what kind of beer do you drink? Something in a specially lined can, perhaps?

I know there is a trick in that question somewhere, but I don't know from beer, so I can't answer. I'm a wino.

[Mary]

So if that affects my full membership being granted, I get that.

I can promise you that the amount of time you have to participate in Mock will have no bearing on your membership status. Nope, it wouldn't be that at all.

Would a tendency to pick my nose and paste the boogers under the desk have any bearing? Not that I do that. Just asking.

[Mary]

I cannot smell you from here.......but if you did smell like Casey's trunk and I COULD smell you, then....

[Mary]

Who a maroon?

Bitches what kill their children?

I meant I was a maroon on account of the triple posting I done did this morning. And yes, I do not like bitches what kill their children. Sorry if you are a fan of murderous cunts, agree to disagree. Kisses.

[Lady Cop]

you're persistent Mary. i'll make you a member now and see whether you are sincere.
welcome to Mock.

[Mary]

Thank you, Lady Cop. *rubs taser burn on ass*

[IMaDick]

yes, another persistent phony female.

It won't be long now, the troll will come out.

[Lady Cop]

Thank you, Lady Cop. *rubs taser burn on ass*

i expect and enjoy astute comments in the crime forum!