The worlds biggest asshole

[Cynical Ninja]

The "lessons of history" show us that all sissy-mary English muffins grow up to be unmanly subjects of their Queen at home and for their failed Country. You must be sick of looking at other Countries and people drooling with envy the way only a failed Empire called England, and the only way a failed faggoty man like you could muster. As a baby your mother must have been sick and tired of getting stopped by the police to check if her T-rex in the baby carriage holding a dead hamster was legal.

At least we had an empire which is more than America or Italy ever had. It must be a burden in life to be genetically cowardly, and genetically predisposed to be physical abusive to women, although what am I saying? most women beat the crap out of husbands with balls like wizened cranberries. Also the fact you look like an Al Qaeda operative must be tricky, thats probably why people spit in your face and call you a "fucking raghead".

[Middle Finger]

At least we had an empire which is more than America or Italy ever had. It must be a burden in life to be genetically cowardly, and genetically predisposed to be physical abusive to women, although what am I saying? most women beat the crap out of husbands with balls like wizened cranberries. Also the fact you look like an Al Qaeda operative must be tricky, thats probably why people spit in your face and call you a "fucking raghead".

Let's take your moronic positions one by one.

England never had what America had, that is why it failed and why you obsess over a Country across the ocean from you.

Even if true, unlike you, I've obviously overcome genetic predispositions while you are STILL a faggy, midget-armed, freckled, hair-dying, failed fuck.

Tricky? There's nothing tricky about being naturally dark-haired. You wouldn't know about loving your natural self because, like a sissy lame-ass, you dye your hair. I'd rather look a little Middle Eastern than look like the hybrid spawn between a cheese puff and a dinosaur.

[ramseycat]

That's exactly how I pictured baby Ninja to behave. That's why he sounds like such a spoiled, arrogant, juvenile bitch.

I can just imagine what a fucking nightmare you were as a child, "no mamma I don't want my back hair brushed again waa!, waa!", I'll bet you were a little porker to with a nappy full of second hand ragu.

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!! BACK HAIR BRUSHED!!

[Cynical Ninja]

Let's take your moronic positions one by one.

England never had what America had, that is why it failed and why you obsess over a Country across the ocean from you.

Even if true, unlike you, I've obviously overcome genetic predispositions while you are STILL a faggy, midget-armed, freckled, hair-dying, failed fuck.

Tricky? There's nothing tricky about being naturally dark-haired. You wouldn't know about loving your natural self because, like a sissy lame-ass, you dye your hair. I'd rather look a little Middle Eastern than look like the hybrid spawn between a cheese puff and a dinosaur.

America never had and will never have an empire Great Britain had the largest empire in world history and nothing you can say can change that fact guido you jealous UK obsessed bitch.

You are a coward, you are greasy, you are wannabe spousal abuser (not an actual one because your wife could kick your lily livered ass), you are a mommas boy, and you are a latent homosexual. You are the exact genetic blueprint of a no good piece of shit race from southern (muslim) europe.

I dyed my hair (I haven't dyed my hair for at least three years guido as fucking topical and up to date as usual) because it was fashionable to do so, you are still wearing the same preppy clothes you wore in high school, man up for fucks sake!

[Cracker]

At least we had an empire which is more than America or Italy ever had.

OMFG. Have you never heard of the Roman Empire? Srsly? You know, they used to rule Britannia?

You may want to ease up on this subject. Some of us actually took Western Civ I and II in college.

The Anglo Saxons were Germanic. Germans. England isn't even full of English people, besides the fucking gingers. They are original. The rest are either from France, Germany, or the cold countries up north (Vikings and shit).

America is a fucking empire. From sea to shining sea. And Alaska. And Hawaii. And all of our islands and protectorates. Guam, Philippines, Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, Panama Canal zone, Samoa, Wake Island, Marshall Islands, and I'm sure there are more.

Yeah, you may want to alter your argument. I've seen you post this a few times, so it was time to step in...

[IMaDick]

so it was time to step in...

Or not?

I have to wonder about your amusement with Cynical, is it clinical? or sexual?

I will let you know which it is eventually but I wanted to give other people a chance to chime in first.

[Cracker]

I have to wonder about your amusement with Cynical, is it clinical? or sexual?

Wut?

Every now and then he is funny, but mostly not. Mostly repeats. Oh, and I bitch slap him when he is being stupid.

Is there another kind of amusement I am missing? Does he make you tingle?

[IMaDick]

I have to wonder about your amusement with Cynical, is it clinical? or sexual?

Wut?

Does he make you tingle?

Down to pee wee herman level in a heart beat.

[Cracker]

Down to pee wee herman level in a heart beat.

You fuckers didn't even notice he said Italy never had an empire. Who is the mental giant? Because I think it might be me.

There was also another Italian Empire, actually called the Italian Empire, that you stupid fucks can look up for yourselves. (Hint: Mussolini)

[IMaDick]

Down to pee wee herman level in a heart beat.

You fuckers didn't even notice he said Italy never had an empire. Who is the mental giant? Because I think it might be me.

There was also another Italian Empire, actually called the Italian Empire, that you stupid fucks can look up for yourselves. (Hint: Mussolini)

Didn't notice or didn't go off the wack job pier because of it?

I mean hell is it such fucking rarity for cynical to be all fucked up and wrong about shit?

[Cracker]

I think you didn't notice. Because you point out spelling errors. If you would have noticed that, it would have been your crowning achievement.

He isn't just "wrong" about it. It illustrates his complete lack of understanding of the history of his own nation. The Italian's empire included his own country (all of the ones he claims, anyway). That isn't a small error. It is a conceptual blunder.

[sally]

I wonder what he was thinking all those times he called Frank Mussolini.

[IMaDick]

I think you didn't notice. Because you point out spelling errors. If you would have noticed that, it would have been your crowning achievement.

He isn't just "wrong" about it. It illustrates his complete lack of understanding of the history of his own nation. The Italian's empire included his own country (all of the ones he claims, anyway). That isn't a small error. It is a conceptual blunder.

Didn't notice or didn't go off the wack job pier because of it?

I mean hell is it such fucking rarity for cynical to be all fucked up and wrong about shit?




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[Cracker]

I wonder what he was thinking all those times he called Frank Mussolini.

He is like an Italian without a tan. You can tell he doesn't really come from white people. All you Slavic types are mixed with Turks. I would say OP comes from Mongol stock due to his coloring, wide head, short stature, and semi-retarded eyes.

I think he probably heard Mussolini mentioned on the telly a few times.

[HairOfTheDog]

Down to pee wee herman level in a heart beat.

You fuckers didn't even notice he said Italy never had an empire. Who is the mental giant? Because I think it might be me.

There was also another Italian Empire, actually called the Italian Empire, that you stupid fucks can look up for yourselves. (Hint: Mussolini)

It's more fun to wait and let you call it to his attention. I'm more of a lazy fuck than a stupid fuck. I don't think most of us need to do a search to confirm the existence of the Roman Empire (with the apparent exception of CN).

[Cracker]

I think you didn't notice. Because you point out spelling errors. If you would have noticed that, it would have been your crowning achievement.

He isn't just "wrong" about it. It illustrates his complete lack of understanding of the history of his own nation. The Italian's empire included his own country (all of the ones he claims, anyway). That isn't a small error. It is a conceptual blunder.

Didn't notice or didn't go off the wack job pier because of it?

I mean hell is it such fucking rarity for cynical to be all fucked up and wrong about shit?

Did I not just answer that? In the post you quoted? Right?

Alz much?

[Cracker]

It's more fun to wait and let you call it to his attention.

It is more fun if everybody notes in print that he is a dumbass. When it is just Cracker, he thinks I am making things up and picking on him.

[IMaDick]

Cn is element 112 on the periodic table.

there ya go cracker knock yourself out.

[Cynical Ninja]

The Romans weren't Italians retards, not speaking Italian would be the first clue. The Romans were as much Italians as the Saxons were English, i.e not at all.

Fucking mongs.

[HairOfTheDog]

It's more fun to wait and let you call it to his attention.

It is more fun if everybody notes in print that he is a dumbass. When it is just Cracker, he thinks I am making things up and picking on him.

I don't know if he is a dumbass. But, for the record, this is one fucking dumbass statement:

"At least we had an empire which is more than America or Italy ever had."