Here I am, now entertain me

[Duchess]

You're a cunt. A smelly, viscous cunt.

Are you channeling Liquid ?

[Borndragon]

[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:

I know this guy! He's really good looking... for a fucking midget.

I don't know about his looks there Mimi, I think he's more than likely an ugly, beer drinking, kickass bastard Vet of RR, who knows his way around the net and Emmy's girth and is always cool to have around...if only because, where ever he's at, BarEdul is sure to follow ::bigg::

LKTraz will dispatch the lot of these remaining ForumGarden indigen rebels with his own brand of trailer trash wits and creative abuse and has had his own issues with setting up forums....

How's Starkravingmad doing now days, LKTraz?

I see you hang out at The Third Rail with the old gang and now Duchess is checking out the place...goodtimes.

At least you man up to the task, unlike the resident pillow biting bitch of an Admin., Middle Finger, who runs this place and should be along shortly to wave his hanky in your face before admitting you.



Until than, type something humorous and entertain us you old school asshole from RR. :cool:





LKTraz ~ older than the prison....

[sally]

Hi LK, welcome to Mock. I like beer too, I could drink your old, bloated, flabby truck driving ass under the table.

[ramseycat]

Shut up Duchess. I have nothing to say to this dude. I don't care one way or the other if he gets in.

[sally]

Shut up Duchess. I have nothing to say to this dude.

Why not? You mightknow him from your old lot lizard days.

[ramseycat]

Shut up Duchess. I have nothing to say to this dude.

Why not? You mightknow him from your old lot lizard days.

WTF is old lot lizard days?

[LuMPyPussy]

Shut up Duchess. I have nothing to say to this dude.

Why not? You mightknow him from your old lot lizard days.

WTF is old lot lizard days?

::lmao::

[ramseycat]

Shut up Duchess. I have nothing to say to this dude.

Why not? You mightknow him from your old lot lizard days.

WTF is old lot lizard days?

::lmao::

You could at least tell me what the fuck is so funny? ::irk::

[Duchess]

Shut up Duchess.

Must you always be so combative with me.















::gigg::

[Duchess]

You could at least tell me what the fuck is so funny? ::irk::

Lot Lizard ~ A trucker's term for prostitutes that work truck stops...A female who sells her body by going from truck to truck ~ usually selling pussy or blowjobs, whatever the trucker can afford.

[Middle Finger]

Dear Beer Slaying Bitch,

Your fart comments are pretty low-class.

[LKTraz]

[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:

I know this guy! He's really good looking... for a fucking midget.

I don't know about his looks there Mimi, I think he's more than likely an ugly, beer drinking, kickass bastard Vet of RR, who knows his way around the net and Emmy's girth and is always cool to have around...if only because, where ever he's at, BarEdul is sure to follow ::bigg::

LKTraz will dispatch the lot of these remaining ForumGarden indigen rebels with his own brand of trailer trash wits and creative abuse and has had his own issues with setting up forums....

How's Starkravingmad doing now days, LKTraz?

I see you hang out at The Third Rail with the old gang and now Duchess is checking out the place...goodtimes.

At least you man up to the task, unlike the resident pillow biting bitch of an Admin., Middle Finger, who runs this place and should be along shortly to wave his hanky in your face before admitting you.



Until than, type something humorous and entertain us you old school asshole from RR. :cool:





LKTraz ~ older than the prison....

Ah yes....you know me so well Sir Dragon!

SRM is still open but alas, also still stagnant. I hoping that perseverance will pay but who knows.

I'm really not getting any good ammunition here. You need suitable targets in order to fire. I do suspect that there's more cannon fodder here but it's just not revealing itself yet.

Third Rail is somewhat entertaining but just a bit TOO leftist oriented. TBM is kinda fun but rather limited in intelligent subject matter. Soooooooo......here I am!

Ah but for the good old days of RR. I rather enjoyed seeing you set emmy off with no more than a random comment. Good times indeed!

LuMPy......I've always liked your no holds barred, IDK style. I do hope that remains with you here.


Sin......I take it you're the same one over at TBM?

[LKTraz]

Dear Beer Slaying Bitch,

Your fart comments are pretty low-class.

Dear Pillow Bitch,
I resemble that remark sir.......thank you

Now if you REALLY want low class.....let's talk shit. I don't mean conversing in a derogatory manner either. I mean let's discuss excrement.

Care to give it a go?

[LKTraz]

Hi LK, welcome to Mock. I like beer too, I could drink your old, bloated, flabby truck driving ass under the table.

I kinda doubt it.

Just look in my hand in the avvie. (Yes that's really me.)

Yuengling pounders......our local koolade. If ya wants ta try, I'm easy to find ::bigg::

[LKTraz]

Dear Beer Slaying Bitch,

Your fart comments are pretty low-class.

Dear Pillow Bitch,
I resemble that remark sir.......thank you

Now if you REALLY want low class.....let's talk shit. I don't mean conversing in a derogatory manner either. I mean let's discuss excrement.

Care to give it a go?

Aw fuck it.......I'll kick it off with this little gem:

Code:

SHIT LIST !!! ------------------------ THE GHOST SHIT The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl. THE CLEAN SHIT The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper. THE WET SHIT You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks. THE SECOND WAVE SHIT This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE SHIT Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke. THE CORN SHIT o explanation necessary. THE LINCOLN LOG SHIT The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. THE NOTORIUS DRINKER SHIT The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush. THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD SHIT" SHIT- The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting. THE WET CHEEKS SHIT Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. THE LIQUID SHIT That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute. THE MEXICAN FOOD SHIT A class all its own. THE CROWD PLEASER This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing. THE MOOD ENHANCER This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again. THE RITUAL This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper. THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS SHIT A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations. THE AFTERSHOCK SHIT This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected. THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" SHIT This is any shit created in the presence of another person. THE GROANER A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance. THE FLOATER Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings. THE RANGER A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper. THE PHANTOM SHIT This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there. THE PEEK-A-BOO SHIT Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control. THE BOMBSHELL A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (ie. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities. THE SNAKE CHARMER A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless. THE OLYMPIC SHIT This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit. THE BACK-TO-NATURE SHIT This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car. THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN SHIT An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T shit. PREMEDITATED SHIT Laxative induced. Doesn't count. SHITZOPHERENIA Fear of shitting - can be fatal! ENERGIZER vs DURACELL SHIT Also known as a "Still Going" shit. THE POWER DUMP SHIT The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done. THE LIQUID PLUMBER SHIT This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.) THE SPINAL TAP SHIT The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways. THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY ASSHOLE" SHIT Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards. THE PORRIDGE SHIT The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: (a) flush and keep going, or (b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless. THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" SHIT When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning. THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" SHIT When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water. THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" SHIT Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gaggin and gasping for air. THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURD STILL DANGLING THERE" SHIT Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place. The "TURBO-CHARGER" SHIT You're sitting there, minding your business, so to speak, thinking everything is normal, and suddenly there is a totally unexpected, yet full and robust passing of wind, followed by more, perfectly normal shit. This typically results in a completely soaked behind.

Code:

THE FLOCK OF SEAGULLS SHIT You drank some very yeasty beer the night before, you're driving along the only stretch of freeway with no service station for the next 50kms, you skid to a halt when you get there, drop your pants on your way in to the trap, and there's an immediate explosion, followed by the realization that there's a new mottled wall-paper on the wall behind the bowl.

[Duchess]

A shit connoisseur...Lovely.

[D]

A shit connoisseur...Lovely.

He'll fit right in with the losers around here. Like that NaNo character, Liquid (aka Diarrhea), and Opie.

[LKTraz]

A shit connoisseur...Lovely.

Not so much a shit connoisseur as one who appreciates humorous diatribes such as the "Shit List".

It's............


















*wait for it*..................











FUNNY SHIT!



I have a premium one about a chili cookoff if anyone is interested.

[Borndragon]

[user=177]LKTraz[/user] wrote:

Dear Beer Slaying Bitch,

Your fart comments are pretty low-class.

 

Dear Pillow Bitch,
I resemble that remark sir.......thank you

Now if you REALLY want low class.....let's talk shit.  I don't mean conversing in a derogatory manner either.  I mean let's discuss excrement.

Care to give it a go?

Aw fuck it.......I'll kick it off with this little gem:

Code:

SHIT LIST !!! ------------------------ THE GHOST SHIT The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl. THE CLEAN SHIT The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper. THE WET SHIT You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks. THE SECOND WAVE SHIT This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE SHIT Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke. THE CORN SHIT o explanation necessary. THE LINCOLN LOG SHIT The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. THE NOTORIUS DRINKER SHIT The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush. THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD SHIT" SHIT- The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting. THE WET CHEEKS SHIT Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. THE LIQUID SHIT That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute. THE MEXICAN FOOD SHIT A class all its own. THE CROWD PLEASER This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing. THE MOOD ENHANCER This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again. THE RITUAL This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper. THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS SHIT A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations. THE AFTERSHOCK SHIT This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected. THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" SHIT This is any shit created in the presence of another person. THE GROANER A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance. THE FLOATER Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings. THE RANGER A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper. THE PHANTOM SHIT This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there. THE PEEK-A-BOO SHIT Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control. THE BOMBSHELL A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (ie. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities. THE SNAKE CHARMER A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless. THE OLYMPIC SHIT This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit. THE BACK-TO-NATURE SHIT This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car. THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN SHIT An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T shit. PREMEDITATED SHIT Laxative induced. Doesn't count. SHITZOPHERENIA Fear of shitting - can be fatal! ENERGIZER vs DURACELL SHIT Also known as a "Still Going" shit. THE POWER DUMP SHIT The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done. THE LIQUID PLUMBER SHIT This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.) THE SPINAL TAP SHIT The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways. THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY ASSHOLE" SHIT Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards. THE PORRIDGE SHIT The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: (a) flush and keep going, or (b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless. THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" SHIT When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning. THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" SHIT When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water. THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" SHIT Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gaggin and gasping for air. THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURD STILL DANGLING THERE" SHIT Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place. The "TURBO-CHARGER" SHIT You're sitting there, minding your business, so to speak, thinking everything is normal, and suddenly there is a totally unexpected, yet full and robust passing of wind, followed by more, perfectly normal shit. This typically results in a completely soaked behind.

Code:

THE FLOCK OF SEAGULLS SHIT You drank some very yeasty beer the night before, you're driving along the only stretch of freeway with no service station for the next 50kms, you skid to a halt when you get there, drop your pants on your way in to the trap, and there's an immediate explosion, followed by the realization that there's a new mottled wall-paper on the wall behind the bowl.

That Shit is classic N'shit.

Things to understand about the body pillow humping little soft touch that is
Middle Finger here, LK.

~ Set up Mock for the 'rougher' members from 24hourforums ( Forumgarden spin off, with some ex members from there) who couldn't seem to stop bashing the weaker members and breaking his stringent, neo-christian style
rules. Members like Sinister (a semi-abrasive, wannabe biker bitch from forum garden} and JackBoots ( an ex-Policewoman with a lot of care and never have seen her really bash anyone who didn't deserve it.) followed him
here and opened up shop. The initiation thread was taken over by Sin and she had the say as to when prospective members had had enough 'abuse'
and had proven themselves worthy of entering Mock. Thing is....Sinister nor most of the other members here really had that much experience in the game of bash and it showed. Along comes a shit talkin' fuck named Moose, who would have fit in nicely at BH with his racist, death threat, no holds bar bullshit, and insults the shit outta Mimi and others with pictures of strung up black folk. Remember Mimi came running to CRF spouting shit about the creepy badass she'd never seen the like of over at a place called Mock?
Anyways, TheKid and I came here to see what's up, which was that Moose
just happened to play in that one end of the field that MF doesn't like to
graze....the too gross, abrasive, gory, real life, internet death threat end of the field and Moose soon got himself banned for one too many pics of hanging nigga's. I stuck around, as this joint has reminded me of the early days of RR and have enjoyed watching the members here grow into
some grade A shit talkers to go along with their already great debates and conversations....with the exception of Middle Finger, who refuses to grow past the little boy hopping off and on the church steps shouting grade school obscenities on the down step and a little prayer for forgiveness on the up. Recently, Sinister's BikerBoy lover named Bullet, got released from the joint, bringing God with him and showing Sin the error of her ways for posting such hateful shit towards others here and she pissed off back to 24 and changed her name to Smooth. MF...being lazy as always, hasn't gotten around to taken her name off of some of the Mod spots, maybe as a candle
in the window symbol, in hopes she would return as he really sucks, as you can see, at running his own initiation thread. He is a lost little fuck, who I'm sure over half his posts here consist of single emoticons and single line
spamming tripe that gives himself a chuckle before skipping back to 24
to make sure nobody that's not in his clique there has cursed and gotten themselves banned.

Being the brunt of the Mocking now days, MF is seen less and less often here until he pops through to fuck with his own forum server and claim it's billing problems, hackers and viruses.

Bottom line...try not to scare the little fellow into thinking you're going to post any pics of poop, farts or lifes other spine-chilling shit that causes him to gag and run for the hills. He doesn't seem to know the difference between talking in jest and the real scary shit that grosses him out.

In all actuality, I believe MF has forgotten why he set up this site in the first place...no fire left in that little spark.

Someone go find him some new emoticons...



Borndragon ~ Too much info, LKTraz?

[LKTraz]

A shit connoisseur...Lovely.

He'll fit right in with the losers around here. Like that NaNo character, Liquid (aka Diarrhea), and Opie.

This coming from someone in MICHIGAN?????


Have you looked at Detroit lately? Fucking garden spot there sport! ::blink::