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[Duchess]

You resort to name calling?!
That's crossing the line! :/

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[Donovan]

I just declare myself the winner no matter what really happened, I just tell you that I proved my point no matter what the reality was and that's the way it is.

I'm not really sure what I can add to this. That might just be the stupidest thing I've ever read.

I've seen the stuff you read on the other forum. You and I both know this is not the dumbest thing you've ever read, or even the first time you've seen this tactic. Right Ma?

[Riotgear]

Wow. I scrolled right past all of that and just said YES!

[IMaDick]

I just declare myself the winner no matter what really happened

Please don't do that or I'll have to label you a tard, not kidding...that's exactly what the Topix tards do.

You have a forum full of twats and twiddles.

Me declaring myself the winner is really something I could do before any conversation has happened with any of them.

You resort to name calling?!
That's crossing the line! :/

Don't take it personal you're only third on the list of twats there are 2 that are better at it than you are.

[Riotgear]

I just declare myself the winner no matter what really happened, I just tell you that I proved my point no matter what the reality was and that's the way it is.

I'm not really sure what I can add to this. That might just be the stupidest thing I've ever read.

I've seen the stuff you read on the other forum. You and I both know this is not the dumbest thing you've ever read, or even the first time you've seen this tactic. Right Ma?

Ka BOOM!

[IMaDick]

You resort to name calling?!
That's crossing the line! :/

Part of Mock's registration agreement.

By registering on this discussion system you agree that you will not post any material which is knowingly false, inaccurate, abusive, hateful, harassing, sexually orientated, threatening or invasive of a person's privacy, or any other material which may violate any applicable laws.

Holy shit, I'm glad I didn't do any of that shit and violate any policies.

[IMaDick]

I've seen the stuff you read on the other forum. You and I both know this is not the dumbest thing you've ever read, or even the first time you've seen this tactic. Right Ma?

wink wink Right Ma? right?

[Riotgear]

FACE

FUCKING

PALM

Jesus.

[OnBendedKnee]

No, IMA would have to work up to that. He starts out wearing cal trans orange, picking up discarded mattresses off the 78.

I was wondering what happened to that mattress. Must be nice to get ahold of the free painters ladders and lawn chairs.

WTF is it with the 78 anyway? Damn.

Sadly, the assignment of picking up spent, used condoms was taken from IMA.
He was caught rinsing them out and reusing them.

Dude: Clip a coupon, if need be, but purchase new ones. Your "gal" is worth it.

[Duchess]

heh heh

[IMaDick]

Fucking pathetic.

[Duchess]

Sumbitch

[OnBendedKnee]

Fucking pathetic.

Fucking, who?
(Don't call her that.)

[IMaDick]

No, IMA would have to work up to that. He starts out wearing cal trans orange, picking up discarded mattresses off the 78.

I was wondering what happened to that mattress. Must be nice to get ahold of the free painters ladders and lawn chairs.

WTF is it with the 78 anyway? Damn.

Sadly, the assignment of picking up spent, used condoms was taken from IMA.
He was caught rinsing them out and reusing them.

Dude: Clip a coupon, if need be, but purchase new ones. Your "gal" is worth it.

The desperation in your posts is very rewarding for me.

[Riotgear]

I think they sell condoms at the .99 store. Probably worth every penny.

[IMaDick]

I think they sell condoms at the .99 store. Probably worth every penny.

OBK has a supply or at the very least a location where you can pick them up for free.

You should always take the advice of a local who knows the area and it's natural resources.

[pspence]

pspence,

did you get Dick's memo that the weekly or bi-weekly ass-kisser award has been discontinued?

...I it's still possible if you get your dick on now.

Alright you sons of bitches! For this 4^th of july you bastards...I hope:

Dick's pirate party sucks and no one shows up but Sinister in her assless chaps...

LC's boyfriend loses a multimillion case and he has to cancel their trip to Europe

Donavan and J'smom dont get laid this weekend

I do

duchess' grounds keeper doesn't show up and she has to vacuum the pool and shoval shit in the horse stalls

Maggot and Riotgear realize they are out of pot until monday

MIdwestspy's wife tells him she hopes he remembers her whiskey buiscuit cause his days of ever seeing it again are over

Clang's thong shrinks in the drier

Ma's wife screams shes so sick of his freakin' rusty pinball machines while his corn burns up on the grill

Sally's ass goes from looking like Kim Kardasiani's to looking like...umm....mine

Aussie trips on her face while dancing and releases a steady stream of profanity which gets her fired from all future videos

Cracker's son comes home (safely and a hero) but tells her to kiss his ass that he's going to marry the transvestite former hooker no matter what she says

HairoftheDog just wasn't so damn cute anymore and developed anopecia, all her hair fell out while nursing a raging case of Ebola or madcow (waiting lab results)

User's husband gets manboobs and loses his gorgeous bod. ( I still want one of their embryos)

Crash comes to the US, has a torid affair with Ramsey and ends up an agent in her office with 3 kids and a shitload of tools

On bendedknee has an epiphany and becomes a southern baptist preacher with a growing flock last seen in west va. FBI is investigating rumors of them being kept against their will, bended knees fascination with the toddler class and strong hallucinogens being used while the members are frequently seen marching naked through town singing moon river

FAQ, that attention whore bitch, brought home a bedbug infestation from her vacation at the 5 star resort

Teacher got arrested for getting caught with the principle in a compromising position in the library behind the cat in the hat display

That's the best I got. Have I got a shot???? I didnt think so...

[Riotgear]

Solid. Except for one thing - I don't run out of weed.

[Lady Cop]

hey that was good Pspence!

[Duchess]

That's the best I got.

That was awesome, pspence!