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(08-12-2012, 03:24 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Dear ESAD -
I've often wondered what your dad must have said to your slutty little mom to get her to take her panties off and let him push his hard cock deep into her wet pussy. I''m also curious as to whether or not she came while he fucked her or did he just shoot his load (little ESAD) into her cunt and roll off to smoke. Maybe she was the baller and talked your dad into fucking her bareback so she could get that hot jizz blasted into her belly.
Anyhow - For some reason they decided to not shove some sort of blade into your tiny fetus. And for some reason they decided to not poison you and suck you out like a tumor. It must have been wonderful when she shat you out screaming and covered with blood after you used her for nutrition for nine months. I'm happy you lived.
Happy I'm glad your mom let your dad fuck her hard and cum in her pussy day!
Regards
Ditto.
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Happy Birthday!
And I sincerely wish this no matter what you say to me you fuck face.
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(08-12-2012, 06:42 PM)Riotgear Wrote: (08-12-2012, 06:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: Thanks everyone i had a really naughty birthday well up to my own standards, I appreciate all the sentiments 
(08-12-2012, 04:56 PM)Donovan Wrote: Does this put you into your third decade yet? Because that takes you one step further from being the coolest badass rebel in the club, and one year closer to being "Hey who invited their creepy uncle?"
(08-12-2012, 04:59 PM)Riotgear Wrote: That's right - Trips to the nightclub getting more awkward by the day.
Pretty soon you get to pay for pussy like the rest of us.
Im unfortunately/fortunately 29 year old almost midlife crisis guy who is dating a lovely 18 year old French girl, as soon as i get a porsche y'all can shoot me.
Like I said, paying for pussy like the rest of us. Oh, you thought I meant pay her. Give it a few years.
Come on give me some credit i have understood that for years, 99% of the time it would be cheaper and far less hassle to go do a brass, still prefer to pay her food and booze(lil frenchie) than go stand with guy who runs the burger van up town while he shuffles into the brothel sideways becoz hes such a fat cunt.
(08-12-2012, 06:52 PM)username Wrote: (08-12-2012, 06:02 PM)ESAD Wrote: (08-12-2012, 05:03 PM)username Wrote: 
You just never know what you're going to find when you look for birthday greetings.
I never sent you a pic then? Damn soz hun, thought i woulda done that auto pilot.
I demand you correct this horrible oversight immediately!!
we will figure somin ooot.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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Happy Birthday ESAD.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
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Happy birthday to my favourite fuckface, glad it was a good day!
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Hope that you had a great birthday - many, many more.
