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NFL 2013 SEASON
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#361
10-11-2013, 06:09 AM


The Giants lost AGAIN! There is a God. No matter how my season goes, I'll have this to put a smile on my face.

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#362
10-11-2013, 10:51 AM
Hard to believe Eli has 2 Super Bowl rings and his brother has just one.

Peyton is head and shoulders above his little bro as far as I'm concerned, but sometimes the fates align in such a manner as to befuddle the masses.
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10-11-2013, 07:11 PM
I wonder how much Peyton paid Eli to take a dive.
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10-12-2013, 05:39 AM


Adrian Peterson's 2 yr. old son died after being abused by his mother's boyfriend :(
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10-12-2013, 01:51 PM
That's sad as hell.
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#366
10-13-2013, 06:01 AM


Gameday! We are playing Tampa Bay & they've got ick. They hadn't better pass their contagious MRSA on to us.
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10-13-2013, 04:28 PM
6-0 Baby!!!!

We also got our sound record back! Loudest stadium in the NFL!!!!!!
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10-13-2013, 04:40 PM
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Love my boys in red!!!
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#369
10-13-2013, 06:08 PM


I love winning. *sigh*

Tampa Bay has this really annoying cannon they shoot off with every touchdown. I want one.
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#370
10-13-2013, 07:33 PM
I told my son today that the Vikes were either going to win in a blowout or get blown out. Just felt that way at the start.

Man, are we a terrible football team right now.

In other news, I went out and golfed this afternoon for the first time in nearly 6 weeks. Birdied number one after throwing a nine-iron to ten feet and chipped in for birdie on number 2.

So-so for last 7 holes, but it was great and it was a picture-perfect fall day here.
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10-13-2013, 07:43 PM
N.E. won, in the last 13 seconds, half the stadium went home with a loss the other half with a win. Smiley_emoticons_hurra3
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10-13-2013, 07:51 PM
(10-13-2013, 07:43 PM)Maggot Wrote: N.E. won, in the last 13 seconds, half the stadium went home with a loss the other half with a win. Smiley_emoticons_hurra3

I just watched the entire 4th quarter.

What the hell???

Gonna be a shitty plane ride home for the Saints.

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10-14-2013, 01:55 AM
The Vikings sure took a turn for the worse this season.

My 9'ers are looking better recently!
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10-16-2013, 05:35 PM


Suh has been fined for his shit eatin' conduct again! A couple weeks ago it was a hundred grand, this time it's just under 32,000. I now believe his coach sanctions this and no one is going to take any real action until he kills someone.
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#375
10-17-2013, 07:24 PM
I was a miracle TD by the Patriots from posting a very, very nice week last week.

As it was, I feel like I've gotten a feel for this year's NFL squads.


Week 7 Picks (last week 11-4, 49-43 overall)


Sea over ARIZ: I feel like this'll be a tighter game than anyone expects, however, the Seahawks win it late.

ATL over Tamp: The Falcons finally get untracked?

DET over Cincy: Motor City Kitties roll.

MIA over Buff: Dolphins defense takes control and Miami wins handily.

NYJ over NE: Upset of the week. Rex gets revenge for the Ryan brothers against Brady.

Dall over PHIL: Showdown for 1st in the NFC East. Philly is much improved, but the Cowboys are still the best of this bunch.

Chi over WASH: Da Bears pull out a squeaker.

CAR over StL: Gonna be disappointed if Cam Newton and the Panthers can't build on their thrashing of the Vikes last week. They looked good.

JAX over SD: You heard it here first. Jaguars get their first 'W' of the year.

SF over TENN: I like the Titans, but without Locker, they're not the same club.

GB over Cle: Without Hoyer at QB, the Browns have zero chance.

KC over Hou: Can the Texans reverse course on a season heading into the shitter? I think it'll be very close, but the Chiefs come out on top.

Balt over PITT: Ravens have Steeltown's #. Late FG decides it.

INDY over Den: Well, Irsay insulted Manning. That's the angle. Don't forget that Indy has played very well at home as an underdog. Broncos fall from the ranks of the unbeaten.

NYG over Minny: Loser of this game will be the 32nd ranked club in next week's ESPN Power Rankings. Just a hunch.
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10-17-2013, 07:25 PM


*sigh*
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10-17-2013, 07:29 PM
(10-17-2013, 07:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:

*sigh*

Not even a 'fuckity fuck'?
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#378
10-17-2013, 07:32 PM


I'm tired, that was all I could manage.

My team gets no respect.

I disagree with the Giants over the Vikings too. I think you're new QB is going to come out and kick some ass.

Why aren't you taking into consideration that the Cowboys are without their top two pass rushers & three out of four of their defensive linemen? You don't think that is going to make a difference in their game?
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#379
10-17-2013, 07:40 PM
The Eagles look good. In fact, Foles looked very good in the highlights I saw.

I believe it'll be a shoot out (34-31 ish).

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10-17-2013, 09:19 PM
I like your pick for my game.

I think we are good until we play Denver. I am curious about what MS thinks about that game...even though it's still a few weeks away.
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