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the 2012 trivial drivel thread
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#1,701
06-15-2012, 07:40 AM
pussy Odour? So this is where this is going? Can we please not go there please?
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06-15-2012, 07:41 AM
I wasn't talking about that smell. Get your mind out of the gutter.
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06-15-2012, 07:43 AM
Skip has now said cock and pussy in the same thread, on the same day..are you ovulating, skip? Or is it just the spy guy has that effect on you?
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06-15-2012, 07:45 AM
No, I said the 'c' word in the octomom thread. She wants it, maybe you can give it to her. She's waiting. hah Stop it, you made me laugh.
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06-15-2012, 07:46 AM


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06-15-2012, 07:51 AM
(06-15-2012, 07:45 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: No, I said the 'c' word in the octomom thread.

Oh that's right, so you did, you said penis in this one. Which makes perfect sense, of course, since there's 4 inches difference between a penis and a cock...

Octomum would definitely need a cock...
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06-15-2012, 07:57 AM
(06-15-2012, 07:51 AM)crash Wrote:
(06-15-2012, 07:45 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: No, I said the 'c' word in the octomom thread.

Oh that's right, so you did, you said penis in this one. Which makes perfect sense, of course, since there's 4 inches difference between a penis and a cock...

Octomum would definitely need a cock...

XTRA LARGE COCK for her.
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06-15-2012, 10:07 AM
(06-15-2012, 05:26 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-14-2012, 04:59 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Our cocks really would lead our lives if we let them.


You're doing that thing where you're speaking for all people again, this time men. All men do not let their cocks lead their life. All men do not have a mental battle over whether or not they are going to pick up a stranger & fuck her. All men do not need a pat on their back when they decline a piece of ass. All men are not as desperate as you are.

Maybe I phrased what I wanted to say the wrong way.

Tall, good looking guys, with nice eyes and smile and an award-winning personality, have to work at avoiding temptation much more than those that don't have those qualities.

Which is why I rarely put myself in a position to be tempted.

Now I feel better.
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06-15-2012, 10:09 AM
(06-15-2012, 04:46 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Also, I think MWS thinks himself the Simon Cowell of Mock.

We don't need to hear all this trihard wannabe non-debauchery from his royal hotness. It would have been different if he scored.

Believe me, I thought of that.

I mean, when a single buddy of mine tells a story that 'fizzles' at the end, I'm disappointed.

I will refrain from posting this trivial drivel in the future.
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06-15-2012, 11:15 AM
(06-15-2012, 07:36 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: MWS, if you have sex outside of marriage, your penis will fall off.

In classes to adolescents boys when we would discuss how they could get a girl pregnant with unprotected sex they would continue to remain half asleep and totally bored...but when we brought up they could get warts on their penis suddenly they'd sit straight up.
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06-15-2012, 11:17 AM
Women should be scratch and sniff.
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06-15-2012, 11:17 AM
Men should just have scratch.
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06-15-2012, 11:18 AM
Most men are like Seek N Find hah
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06-15-2012, 11:19 AM
(06-15-2012, 10:09 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(06-15-2012, 04:46 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Also, I think MWS thinks himself the Simon Cowell of Mock.

We don't need to hear all this trihard wannabe non-debauchery from his royal hotness. It would have been different if he scored.

Believe me, I thought of that.

I mean, when a single buddy of mine tells a story that 'fizzles' at the end, I'm disappointed.

I will refrain from posting this trivial drivel in the future.

Don't you dare. This nosey old cow wants to hear every word!
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06-15-2012, 11:22 AM
(06-15-2012, 11:17 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Men should just have scratch.

Asshat Please refrain from posting for 1 week , you have been found to be Mocks biggest retard this week.
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06-15-2012, 11:30 AM
(06-15-2012, 11:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(06-15-2012, 11:17 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Men should just have scratch.

Asshat Please refrain from posting for 1 week , you have been found to be Mocks biggest retard this week.

And you think you are the judge of that? Sorry pal. FAIL!
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06-15-2012, 11:34 AM
(06-15-2012, 11:30 AM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-15-2012, 11:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(06-15-2012, 11:17 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Men should just have scratch.

Asshat Please refrain from posting for 1 week , you have been found to be Mocks biggest retard this week.

And you think you are the judge of that? Sorry pal. FAIL!

He actually took a 'virtual' vote, and you won in a landslide.
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06-15-2012, 12:09 PM
(06-15-2012, 10:07 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Tall, good looking guys, with nice eyes and smile and an award-winning personality, have to work at avoiding temptation much more than those that don't have those qualities.


You don't qualify...

I know plenty of gentlemen who could fit that description & I've never seen the majority of them striking their cock while saying down boy.
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06-15-2012, 12:20 PM
As I've said in the past the only way you know a guys dick is angry is when it spits at you.
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06-15-2012, 04:06 PM
(06-15-2012, 07:36 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: MWS, if you have sex outside of marriage, your penis will fall off.


He would feel right at home then, and wouldn't even have to have the sex change he so desperately wants.
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