THE 2023 THREAD NO ONE WANTED TO MAKE

[rothschild]

Where is he now?

[sally]

They don’t know, but they recovered the van he stole. He’s was smart and ditched it.

[rothschild]

They don’t know, but they recovered the van he stole. He’s was smart and ditched it.

I mean generally, do they think he's still in Philly?

Dewd is exceptionally smart.

[sally]

How the fuck did I type “he’s was smart”and not notice it until now? Stupid phone.

[BigMark]

Maybe he dead?

[Duchess]

Where is he now?

They think he may still be in Chester County, but they have no idea. None. They no longer have a perimeter. This is the 12^th day. They have a $25,000 reward and they are deporting his sister who they say is not cooperating with them. LE was asked repeatedly at the press conference today why they were deporting his sister and the head cop just kept coming back to saying she wasn't cooperating.

Sorta wish I would have given this guy his own thread.

[rothschild]

Where is he now?

They think he may still be in Chester County, but they have no idea. None. They no longer have a perimeter. This is the 12^th day. They have a $25,000 reward and they are deporting his sister who they say is not cooperating with them. LE was asked repeatedly at the press conference today why they were deporting his sister and the head cop just kept coming back to saying she wasn't cooperating.

Sorta wish I would have given this guy his own thread.

Trump would get this sorted in an hour or two.

[sally]

Now they say he possibly has a weapon. What weapon would that be, a hammer that he stole out of someone’s house along with all their fruit?

[sally]

Stabbing your girlfriend 38 times in front of her children is seriously deranged, but I somehow don’t think he’s a dangerous as they say he is.

[Carsman]

Stabbing your girlfriend 38 times in front of her children is seriously deranged, but I somehow don’t think he’s as
dangerous as they say he is.

Re-read what you just wrote!  

[sally]

He’s trying to get away and avoid life in prison. He’s obviously a smart guy and running into a situation where he would need to kill or injure someone is something he is probably trying to avoid as that is going to get him caught. This guy isn’t about to break in anyones house and rape their children or anything. And honestly there have been a few times I felt like stabbing my husband. 38 times is a bit excessive, but I felt that fury all the same.

[sally]

You also have to consider who he killed in Brazil. It was a mechanic that ripped him off. Lord knows we’ve all been there and that’s no excuse to shoot them dead, but…

[rothschild]

Stabbing your girlfriend 38 times in front of her children is seriously deranged, but I somehow don’t think he’s a dangerous as they say he is.

That's not very warm and fuzzy!

Let's deport him to Ukraine.

[Duchess]

Now they say he possibly has a weapon. What weapon would that be, a hammer that he stole out of someone’s house along with all their fruit?

I just listened to an updated report and they are saying he has a .22 with a scope, BUT they don't know where he got it, however other reports say he got it through an armed confrontation with a homeowner. Even the reporting on this is sucky all the way around.

[sally]

It says the homeowner fired shots at him, but he was able to flee the scene and escape police officers once again.

[Duchess]

The local cops just had another press conference and the cop who always does all the talking is very testy today, particularly when he was questioned about all the lost opportunities.

[sally]

How fast could he possibly flee a scene on foot after being shot at seven times by a homeowner. WTF are those cops doing. A friend of the woman he murdered said she thinks he grew up in the woods. I guess he’s like a little ape man that can camouflage himself in trees.

[Duchess]

Well they got him, kids. He was on the run for 2 weeks, but it came to an end just a short time ago. I didn't think they'd take him alive. The cops will hold a briefing shortly.

[BigMark]

[Duchess]

Wearing a Philadelphia Eagles hoodie.