THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING

[crash]

Then Skippy would have been the driver, and Zero would have had to navigate...

Crash has a higher opinion of himself than his actual value. He is a poor pathetic excuse of a man trying very very hard to be somebody.

Oh look...somebody cares what I think. Enough to quite it twice at least.

Crash is quite sucessfully trying to be a nobody.

[HairOfTheDog]

Maggot, RG: If you're in, you'll need to hide in the bushes til I flag our ride. Then, I'll distract him/her while you infilitrate the truck cab. The rest of the plan is secret for now. There's a decent chance you'll live. No pressure; I'm on a mission either way.

I'm not falling for that again. Last time I hid in the bushes for three days.

Yeah, that's because after immediately jacking the truck last time, it took me a while to learn how to drive an 18 wheeler. Sue me. 48 pull-overs and no tickets in 3 days, give me some credit. This time, the driver is part of the plan.

Nevermind, I can do it with Maggot or by myself. I've gotta California mortgage and this economy on my hands too. ¹⁄₂ cut is better than a ¹⁄₃ cut anyway, pussy.

I can drive day you can drive night, I hear there is a market in Arizona for bodies going back to Me-he-co. I will sing Tequila sunrise every so often to ease my guilt.

Deal. I'm not good enough to sing lead professionally, but I've done alot of back-up singing in my day. We'll have a CB to mess around with others, radio when the other is sleeping, and then we can sing the miles to properity away (the weed I confiscated from my stint as Mock bus monitor won't hurt). It's a go.

[Riotgear]

Then Skippy would have been the driver, and Zero would have had to navigate...

Crash has a higher opinion of himself than his actual value. He is a poor pathetic excuse of a man trying very very hard to be somebody.

Spoken like a true Christian.

[aussiefriend]

Enough to quite it twice at least.

Tool.

[OnBendedKnee]

I wished Cracker would quit farting in the seat by the emergency door.

OK to hang ImaDick from the rear view mirror and use him as an air freshener?

[Riotgear]

@ Aussie - Diest.

[aussiefriend]

Then Skippy would have been the driver, and Zero would have had to navigate...

Crash has a higher opinion of himself than his actual value. He is a poor pathetic excuse of a man trying very very hard to be somebody.

Spoken like a true Christian.

You idiot, that's nothing, ask the others about one of my meltdowns. I am real and honest. I don't pretend to be perfect.

@ Aussie - Diest.

Piss off, how's that for a dose of christianity for ya.

[Kenny Powers]

Kenny going to be the door man?

Aren't you a little old to be playing dress up?

[Maggot]

I can bring my siphon hose, you distract the other drivers and I will get the fuel. I hope my tap shoes don't make a racket and my sinuses don't act up, have you ever sneezed in the middle of siphoning fuel? It aint pretty I end up doing this weird dance.

[aussiefriend]

Isn't that a felon?

[Duchess]

Piss off, how's that for a dose of christianity for ya.

Hahaha

[crash]

Piss off, how's that for a dose of christianity for ya.

If you were doing it right, you would have said 'Die on a cross, cunt'

[HairOfTheDog]

I can bring my siphon hose, you distract the other drivers and I will get the fuel. I hope my tap shoes don't make a racket and my sinuses don't act up, have you ever sneezed in the middle of siphoning fuel? It aint pretty I end up doing this weird dance.

That's alright; sneeze away; I'll dance with you. As long as we keep the law off our asses. In my travel bag, I've got 4 different tambourines (on those, I sincerely rock), two harmonicas (I literally and figuratively suck, but I keep trying). Also a a penchant for Dylan. Not a bad fugitive road trip. I'm not really concerned about looking like the belle of the ball myself and just throw on a cowboy hat and a smile (but teeth brushing is a must), but that tends to serve me well on the road.

We're gonna be rich and have fun on the way! Tell your wife to order those new blinds she's been eyeballing!

[aussiefriend]

Piss off, how's that for a dose of christianity for ya.

If you were doing it right, you would have said 'Die on a cross, cunt'

Stop following me around the forum, I know your a loser. Your secret is safe with me.

[crash]

Err...I was kinda here first

[OnBendedKnee]

Piss off, how's that for a dose of christianity for ya.

If you were doing it right, you would have said 'Die on a cross, cunt'

Stop following me around the forum, I know your a loser. Your secret is safe with me.

Just beating ImaDick to the punch.

[crash]

Piss off, how's that for a dose of christianity for ya.

If you were doing it right, you would have said 'Die on a cross, cunt'

Stop following me around the forum, I know your a loser. Your secret is safe with me.

Just beating ImaDick to the punch.

The irony...

[aussiefriend]

Err...I was kinda here first

What does this even mean? You keep following me around and quoting me.

Do you have a job? It is business hours here in Australia? Shouldn't you be a work? Or when your boss is morbidly obese you don't have to work? The taxpayer pays.

[sally]

@ Aussie - Diest.

Are you saying Aussie is Diest? She's a creationist.

[sally]

I wished Cracker would quit farting in the seat by the emergency door.

OK to hang ImaDick from the rear view mirror and use him as an air freshener?

I guess, if you like the smell of pine sol and cat piss.